Cool Alarm Clock - Donates money to your least fav charity if you hit snooze


I'm a firm breasted something
Connects via WiFi to your online bank account, and donates YOUR real money to an organization you HATE when you decide to snooze!
I snooze on average 4 times every weekday morning. My husband is annoyed enough when he is trying to sleep and the alarm keeps going off with I'm sure he wouldn't appreciate donating $40 a day to the NAACP on top of it.


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Why would you buy something that does something bad to you?

Sinn Fein

Infidel and White Interloper
Wackbag Staff
Is the default charity the United Negro College Fund?

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It's not that were better, were just less worse
Why would you buy something that does something bad to you?
It doesn't do something bad for you, it motivates you to make up instead of hitting snooze.

I made it a habit of making my feet hit the ground instead of hitting snooze. It makes waking up a lot easier. Snooze is evil.


Another girrrrl!!!
I would set it to donate to my favorite charity. I hit snooze so often that the financial loss on my part would motivate my ass out of bed.


Wackbagger, Geek, Administrator
Wackbag Staff
This is a funny idea on paper - however, I would NEVER give some piece of hardware my banking info!! :icon_eek:

I bet there's a *ton* of security and hardened, completely exploit-free code running this device... :icon_roll
That is pretty cool, but how does it know your least fav charity


You will be molested
btw, this device isn't real; it's an April Fool's joke