We have a few Law Enforcement officers on the board. This topic isn't for certain types to try to armchair quarterback what happened (cough cough, Zona, Kirk, etc). Just if you have a funny or interesting contact, this might be a place to post it. I'll post the first story. I was working graveyard on a nuke base about 3am. I had more then a few reports to write that night, so I drove out next to the fence, way away from anything, no houses, roads, etc. I am busy writing reports in my patrol car, and I hear the chain link fence rattle and look up from my report, and looked out the side window and see a Hispanic Male climbing over the fence. I honestly couldn't believe my eyes, I'm parked right next to a sign that states lethal force is authorized, blah blah blah. My light in the car is on and I wasn't paying attention, (I know rookie move). So this fine individual who hits the fence is up to the top in no time and does this wonderful Olympic leap over the top. I would have given him a 7 but down graded him due to his landing... On the hood of my car, on his back, and now cracked windshield do to his head placement. I'm shocked and now pissed as I now have a couple more reports to write. I get out of the car and ask WTF are you doing? He replied, "Where the F&($ did you come from"? Long story, short, He claimed he heard about a BIG party and headed that way. He was an illegal, and he claimed he was a foreign national and wanted asylum, due to the fact he was looking for a good party and Mexico doesn't have good parties. I had a hard time writing that report.