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Coroner Concludes Woman’s 2 Gallon A Day Coca-Cola Habit “A Substantial Factor” In Her Death

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  1. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    http://consumerist.com/2013/02/12/c...-coca-cola-habit-a-major-factor-in-her-death/
     
  2. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    fuck her, fuck her stupid family. i'm glad this woman died.
     
  3. Pigdango

    Pigdango Silence, you mortal Fuck!
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    That's right- she should have drank Pepsi.
     
  4. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    eh, she should have gone with draino. it would have cost her a lot less to kill herself.
     
  5. luckie1710

    luckie1710 Registered User

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    30 years old and 8 kids. WTF
     
  6. Steve McQueen

    Steve McQueen heartless fuck

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    What, no GTR?

    [Plinkett]Oh...oh...[/Plinkett]
     
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  7. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    All just posturing for that giant lawsuit.
     
  8. DR. Jimcy M.E.

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    In related news. Man's cup of arsenic a day habit may have connection to death.
     
  9. OilyJillFart

    OilyJillFart Well-Lubed Member

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    2.2 gallons?
    You mean 24 cans, or two 12-packs.

    Why translate the quantity into a unit not normally associated with drink containers?
     
  10. Falldog

    Falldog Wackbag's Best Conservative
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    Damn Orcs.
     
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  11. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    I just love how easily Plinkett's voice entered my head for that.
     
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  12. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    4 two liter bottles.
     
  13. CougarHunter

    CougarHunter Lying causes cat piss smell.

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    Well....No shit.
     
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    Because people would see the amount and realize that the pig
    was just drinking way too much of it and it wasn't Coke's fault.

    Not a good way to win a lawsuit.
     
  15. tattered

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    Did the CEO of Coca-Cola have her take duct taped to a chair with a funnel duct tapes to her face? If the answer is yes then they have a case but the answer is no. How the fuck can you can sue a company for something you willingly did against all common sense. Kinda like suing a gas can company because ur kid dumped a can of gas on a lit BBQ. Shit like this should have the complainant in handcuffs as soon as the paperwork for the suit is handed to the court for wasting the courts time
     
  16. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    We need a judicial equation to stop this nonsense... we can call it The Darwin Factor. If 25% or more of the people in this country think your actions were incredibly stupid, your case is thrown out.
     
  17. Buster H

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    That's only a problem if your next door neighbor has a bad gravy pump and a slutty cousin.
     
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  18. Josh_R

    Josh_R Registered User

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    Good. 30 years old, 8 kids, drinking 2 gallons of pop a day... I am going to make a bold prediction that this slob was not a gainfully employed member of society.
     
  19. SatansCheerledr

    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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    I have no idea what the association is but this makes me think of someone drinking cement before it dries.
     
  20. Hudson

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    I'm sure the company misses the "good old days" When it contained cocaine and more people died from it and they were skinnier too. [​IMG]
     
  21. Neckbeard

    Neckbeard I'm Team Piggy!

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    24 cans of soda? It doesn't even get you drunk!
     
  22. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Thinking she rotted her teeth out...

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    Natasha Harris, stay-at-home mother of eight, died of a heart attack in February 2010. Experts say the New Zealand woman's two-gallon-a-day Coca-Cola habit probably contributed to her death, a conclusion that led the soft-drink giant to note that even water can be deadly in excessive amounts.

    The guy that I used to work with used to drink two 1l bottle of coke every morning... after about 5 years he had to get dentures... note he was like late 20's early 30's...
     

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