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Costumed Pa. girl mistaken for skunk, shot

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by gleet, Oct 22, 2012.

  1. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    This story smells...

    http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...ME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2012-10-21-23-31-29
     
  2. SatansCheerledr

    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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    AAAAHHHH-Haaa-haa-haaa-ha-haaaa-haaa-haaaa-haaaa! (Sigh) EEEEHH-HEEE-Haaa-Heeeeee-ha-haa!
     
  3. SatansCheerledr

    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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    I came back and read it again and it's just as funny the second time! AAAHHaaa-Hahaaaa-hheeeee-haaaaa!
     
  4. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Western Pennsylvania never disappoints (except in the genetics department).
     
  5. Psychopath

    Psychopath Plata O Plomo

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    I think you're thinking of West Virginia.
     
  6. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    They're both shitty places.
     
  7. SatansCheerledr

    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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    How the FUCK can you see something over on a hillside, not even be sure what it is, shoot it, your defense be,"I didn't know what it was when I shot it"? Then , have the chief of police tell the local paper,"Well he "sez" he didn't know it was a nine year old girl when he filled her full of buckshot, so I'm not sure if we'll press charges".

    I call shenanigans.
     
  8. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Again, western Pennsylvania.
     
  9. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Hope his hunting buddies give him shit for not killing 'it' with one shot.
     
  10. lajikal

    lajikal Registered User

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    Uncle pepe disappoint.
     
  11. OilyJillFart

    OilyJillFart Well-Lubed Member

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    How much of a skank can she be at 9? Even so, still can't shoot her for it, we aren't Iraq..
     
  12. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Jim: Hey Petey, what's that ovar thar?
    Petey: Hyell, looks like a skunk. Here, hold my beer a sec.
     
  13. Mags

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    Also known as "Pennsyltucky".
     
  14. Sunsetspawn

    Sunsetspawn Registered User

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    WHY WOULD HE DO DAT? SHE DIDN'T DO NUTHIN!

    She was a good goyil. We used to play turkey foot, and frickle frack.
     
  15. JoeyDVDZ

    JoeyDVDZ That's MR. MOJO, Motherfucker!

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    Nobody's asking the obvious question here... HOW FUCKING BIG DO THE SKUNKS GET THERE, ANYWAY?!?!?
     
  16. Hog's Big Ben

    Hog's Big Ben Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
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    I doubt I could shoot an actual skunk here and not get brought up on charges.
     
  17. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    It's western PA. We move all the hillbillies to the north and
    west. Gotta keep em contained or they'll taint the bloodlines.
     
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  18. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Is that where the Amish and Mennonites live?
     
  19. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Nobody is sure, they shoot them before they get full grown.
     
  20. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    Nah, that's Lancaster. Between Philly and Harrisburg over to the east.
     
  21. CougarHunter

    CougarHunter Lying causes cat piss smell.

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    Riiiiiiiiiiiight........
     
  22. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    Spent some of my time as a child in Western Pa. This does not surprise me. I went to a church as a kid with my grandfather's cleaning lady where they drank poison and got bit by rattlers and cottonmouths.
     
  23. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    There used to be a Mennonite and an Amish community out there. Anyone else notiice that Beaver, Beaver Falls , and Economy are nearby communities? This is the northern tip of Appalachian peoples too...
     

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