Couple arrested for having sex in Church

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Fortunately, no "Shockjocks" were involved with this story. **Whew!!!**:icon_bigg
 

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has Anthony been accounted for?
 

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Benjamin Bornstein loves to force bung sex on men and boys in churches, this type of thing is old hat to him
 

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Benjamin Bornstein loves to force bung sex on men and boys in churches, this type of thing is old hat to him
Wow I thought that was back alleys....Damn I really need a home kit fer my XM......

Heres a thought ...Imagine maxwells head litterally mounted on your wall near the lower half....With a rubber pussy in his mouth....

Thats hot RIGHT DOG :arrrh:
 

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wow the memorys of 2002 started flashing in my head all over again
 

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The only question is, 2 Point Conversion?
 

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Wow. When I first heard this story I kept waiting for the anchor to say. "You might remember Opie and Anthony were fired in 2002 for staging such a stunt." Glad they left them out of this one.

On another note....Who else heard Glen Beck on Thursday refer to a Radio interview with Obama as "Spooky"? I swear, he said it twice. I know Glen is not racist but common sense would dictate that you do NOT use the word "spooky" when discussing a black person. I about fell out of my seat. So far there has been no fallout from it but Holy shit Batman.
 

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I honestly thought this was a bumped thread from 6 years ago just for shits and giggles... turns out it was meth-heads... go figure...
 

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Hoo hoo, there riping O and A off.....


Mercurio quietly slipped out the back this time.

I just saw him open for Regan again. It's weird, he is funny and does great crowd work, but you have this hatred in the back of your head for two years of no O and A.
 

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where's the man on the street commentary?
 

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Speaking of sex...Does anyone know the webiste that the boys were looking at last week where guys were basically cutting their junk off?
 

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Speaking of sex...Does anyone know the webiste that the boys were looking at last week where guys were basically cutting their junk off?
You actually would want to see that?
 

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You actually would want to see that?
Your Avatar fucking rocks.
That church looks like the equipment shed from my High School. Fucking Florida and their tool shed churches, bad skin on the people bumping uglies inside of them, garlic butter sau..etc
 

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... were arrested in Sanderson, FLA (It's always Forida!) for fucking in church.

Where the hell is Forida?
 

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at least it was a man and a woman, and not some little boy and a lucky older gentleman
 
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