Couple arrested for having sex in Church

Smokezilla

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Fortunately, no "Shockjocks" were involved with this story. **Whew!!!**:icon_bigg
 

Rattlehead

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Benjamin Bornstein loves to force bung sex on men and boys in churches, this type of thing is old hat to him
 

ChuckiesChalupa

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Benjamin Bornstein loves to force bung sex on men and boys in churches, this type of thing is old hat to him
Wow I thought that was back alleys....Damn I really need a home kit fer my XM......

Heres a thought ...Imagine maxwells head litterally mounted on your wall near the lower half....With a rubber pussy in his mouth....

Thats hot RIGHT DOG :arrrh:
 

Jame_gumb

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wow the memorys of 2002 started flashing in my head all over again
 

askewcore

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The only question is, 2 Point Conversion?
 

TEXAS TRUCKER

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Wow. When I first heard this story I kept waiting for the anchor to say. "You might remember Opie and Anthony were fired in 2002 for staging such a stunt." Glad they left them out of this one.

On another note....Who else heard Glen Beck on Thursday refer to a Radio interview with Obama as "Spooky"? I swear, he said it twice. I know Glen is not racist but common sense would dictate that you do NOT use the word "spooky" when discussing a black person. I about fell out of my seat. So far there has been no fallout from it but Holy shit Batman.
 

CaraC

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I honestly thought this was a bumped thread from 6 years ago just for shits and giggles... turns out it was meth-heads... go figure...
 

Mother Shucker

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Hoo hoo, there riping O and A off.....


Mercurio quietly slipped out the back this time.

I just saw him open for Regan again. It's weird, he is funny and does great crowd work, but you have this hatred in the back of your head for two years of no O and A.
 

Salty

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Speaking of sex...Does anyone know the webiste that the boys were looking at last week where guys were basically cutting their junk off?
 

Bunny™

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You actually would want to see that?
Your Avatar fucking rocks.
That church looks like the equipment shed from my High School. Fucking Florida and their tool shed churches, bad skin on the people bumping uglies inside of them, garlic butter sau..etc
 

unklewilly

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... were arrested in Sanderson, FLA (It's always Forida!) for fucking in church.

Where the hell is Forida?
 

THE FEZ MAN

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at least it was a man and a woman, and not some little boy and a lucky older gentleman