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Couple Sees Jesus In Walmart Receipt

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Party Rooster, Jul 20, 2011.

  1. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    Walmart trifecta in play...

     
  2. mascan42

    mascan42 Registered User

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    Looks more like Jerry Garcia to me.
     
  3. Rash Rendering

    Rash Rendering Registered User

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    No fucking way did that thing appear randomly. This is an ebay cash-grab. And hey dumbasses that see jesus in toast and cheetos and grilled cheese sammiches - How about your asshole savior appears AS A REAL PERSON? Keep waiting...
     
  4. CousinDave

    CousinDave Registered User

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    Yep, heat something up and you can pretty much use it to "paint" on any of those heat paper receipts

    I hate jesus freaks more and more every day
     
  5. mikeybot

    mikeybot SPANAKOPITA!!!

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    Looks more like Rasputin
     
  6. Mags

    Mags Edgelord
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    Stay classy, Christians.
     
  7. Ballbuster1

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    Ulysses Grant?
     
  8. Mags

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    More like Bin Laden.
     
  9. afternoonquil

    afternoonquil Apology Ostrich

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    I saw jesus in my skidmark once. (I don't normally have sh*t stains, but I rushed the stage at a 3 doors down show, got a little carried away)
     
  10. lajikal

    lajikal Registered User

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    Ramzi yousef
     
  11. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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  12. Jef Leppard

    Jef Leppard 4/5 ths

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    why the fuck is there a receipt on the floor? and a few days later no less. clean your fuckin house hillbilly
     
  13. bill333

    bill333 Go Screw!

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    so any man that has two eyes, a nose and a mouth in a thickly bearded face, is automatically Jeebus?
     
  14. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    excuse me sir, i don't care for your stereotyping.
     
  15. SOS

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    That can't be Jesus. Jesus is black.
     
  16. bill333

    bill333 Go Screw!

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    jeebus, is that you?
     
  17. Begbie

    Begbie Wackbag Generalissimo

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    It's definitely Kenny Loggins.

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  18. OilyJillFart

    OilyJillFart Well-Lubed Member

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    Yup, some hayseed discovered thermal paper and found a raised image he could transfer easily.
    It's too obvious that he covered his tracks by calling the store to ask how it could happen.

    Got to give him a little credit, its not a bad idea.
     
  19. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    I wish Bruiser Brody would appear on one of my receipts.
     
  20. Psychopath

    Psychopath Plata O Plomo

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    I hate these people.
     
  21. Jambi

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    So these people go to church on Wednesday, and Walmart on Sunday?
     
  22. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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  23. kloraferm

    kloraferm Humor is reason gone mad

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    Reminds me of Jim Caviezel
     
  24. user_name

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    That's him alright
     
  25. Ballbuster1

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    Captured Saddam?
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