Crazy Russian Bitch Torches Ex-Hubbys Junk (MERGED)

Feb 20, 2006
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Women Sets Fire to Ex-Husband's Penis

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddl...e=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&rpc=22&sp=true

Women Sets Fire to Ex-Husband's Penis

MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

© Reuters 2007. All rights reserved.
 

WhiskeyWhispers

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Mar 11, 2007
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as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka
That is too funny. Live up to that stereotype.

We should do like a ethnic mad libs to that sentence.

Like if he was black:

"as he sat naked watching television and drinking grape kool-aid"
 

mikeybot

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There's a good Yakov Smirnov line here somewhere.