Crazy Russian Bitch Torches Ex-Hubbys Junk (MERGED)

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Women Sets Fire to Ex-Husband's Penis

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddl...e=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&rpc=22&sp=true

Women Sets Fire to Ex-Husband's Penis

MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

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Sinn Fein

Infidel and White Interloper
Wackbag Staff
#3
I wonder what the punishment is over there for such a thing.
 

WhiskeyWhispers

I Want To Kill You All
#4
as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka
That is too funny. Live up to that stereotype.

We should do like a ethnic mad libs to that sentence.

Like if he was black:

"as he sat naked watching television and drinking grape kool-aid"
 

mikeybot

SPANAKOPITA!!!
#6
There's a good Yakov Smirnov line here somewhere.
 
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