Cubs sign Fukudome

blotto98

YEAH! Wait. What?
#1
The worst part is that we'll never get a chance to hear Harry Carey try and say his name.
 

CM Mark

The East is Ours!
#2
What happened to Wrigley Field? Why are they going to be playing in the Fuck You Dome now?
 

blotto98

YEAH! Wait. What?
#4
He'll probably just go by his first name like Ichiro does.

But wait his first name is Kosuke. There's got to be a 'suck' joke in there too.

I'm starting to think his parents were the funniest fucking little nips ever.
 

mik3

fornicating madly
#5
How much did he sign for? He'll walk a lot over here but that's about it.
 

peopleselbow

YiChen BuddhaChrist
#8
Other teams wanted him, including the beloved Southsiders but Ichiro recommended Pinella and Foo koo domay chose the Cubs.
 

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
Donator
#9
I cant wait for the FUK U DO ME shirts
I'm picturing the bleacher bums chanting it like the ol' Miller Lite commercials. Fuck You! Do Me! Fuck You! Do Me!
 

Kid Brock

No longer VegasBrock
#13
It'll turn out good no matter what, in one way or another.


Oh, hey, brock.
Found a great deal on a lot of cubs gear here :

(The jerseys are like halfprice anywhere else I've looked!!)

www.shopstadiumsforless.com/mlb/cubs.htm

Must be a bad link. Al I get when I click on it is a video of Ozzie Guillen trying to convince Miguel Cabrera to become a White Sock before he was sent to Detroit. :)
 

blotto98

YEAH! Wait. What?
#15
The worst part is that we'll never get a chance to hear Harry Carey try and say his name.
God Damned Dennis Miller stole my line on his show last night. That SOB is rippin me off!!!
 
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