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Curious how much your shit weighs!?

Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by Simby19, Jan 22, 2008.

  1. Simby19

    Simby19 I want to have L'il Jimmy's babies

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    Then the "Feces Scale" is for you!!

    This invention brought me so much joy. I really do need mental help.

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    http://inventorspot.com/articles/great_invention_idea_human_turd__10125







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  2. In RON We Trust

    In RON We Trust We Trust In RON

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  3. jackjack

    jackjack Registered User

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    Huh. Never thought of weighing shit.

    It would be simpler to design a bowl that measured the amount of water displaced by the turd. Most are nearly neutrally buoyant, so the weight of the water plus a couple percent for a sinker would be pretty accurate.
     
  4. MJMANDALAY

    MJMANDALAY Registered User

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    Waaaaaaay too much thought there buddy :action-sm
     
  5. Newmania

    Newmania **I move away from the mic to fuck your mother.

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    I prefer to just crap on a triple beam balance.
     
  6. WhiteHonkyDevil

    WhiteHonkyDevil El hombre de los moleculos!

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    I just weigh myself pre and post shit.
     
  7. WMB

    WMB Fagot

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    Part #9 just isn't big enough for those explosive, under-rim splattering shits.
     
  8. Mother Shucker

    Mother Shucker I'm over here now.

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    Run this bad boy through it and let me know how I stack up!

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    MOD EDIT: Added NSFW tags. I'm warning you. Don't fucking post a picture like that again without tags. S.F.
     
  9. Simby19

    Simby19 I want to have L'il Jimmy's babies

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    Wow Shucker just wanted another thread in which to share his shit. I'm so glad I could provide that.
     
  10. jackjack

    jackjack Registered User

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    Too much precision. Can't hurt, but really, who needs it to a milligram?


    Not enough precision.
    You'll barely be accurate to a half dump.
     
  11. In RON We Trust

    In RON We Trust We Trust In RON

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    I knew shucker was full of shit
     
  12. Newmania

    Newmania **I move away from the mic to fuck your mother.

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    Thanks Goldilocks. :action-sm
     
  13. Mother Shucker

    Mother Shucker I'm over here now.

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    Thanks babe;)

    Oh, James Gang, Funk 49 on now, love this song.
     
  14. WhiteHonkyDevil

    WhiteHonkyDevil El hombre de los moleculos!

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    Really? I'm not pissing at the same time, if that's any help.
     
  15. Sinn Fein

    Sinn Fein Infidel and White Interloper
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    That's how I roll.
     
  16. Mother Shucker

    Mother Shucker I'm over here now.

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    Ut oh, I got scolded for making boom boom.
     
  17. Sinn Fein

    Sinn Fein Infidel and White Interloper
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    No, you got scolded for forcing everyone to look at it.

    Seriously, we're trying to prevent people from running into trouble at work, etc. Enough people can't get to Wackbag from work because it's filtered/blocked. We don't need someone's boss seeing your massive turd on the screen and making a big hullabaloo out of it... Then that's someone else who can't access the board... See what I mean?
     
  18. jackjack

    jackjack Registered User

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    Nah, a decent digital scale is good enough for the pre and post weigh method.
    I was just being overly dramatic about the precision.

    I'm going to stop talking about shit for a while now.. I'm even creeping myself out.
     
  19. Sprite

    Sprite permanent case of the Moooondays

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    Simby, try and find a scale that accurately weighs tits then give us an accurate figure of your rack.
     
  20. Simby19

    Simby19 I want to have L'il Jimmy's babies

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    I'll get right on that, sir.
     
  21. Dikbag

    Dikbag Registered User

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    exactly
     
  22. Sprite

    Sprite permanent case of the Moooondays

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    While you're at it, find that 'special' bed.
     
  23. Simby19

    Simby19 I want to have L'il Jimmy's babies

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    Oh man, my to-do list is getting longer..
     
  24. WMB

    WMB Fagot

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    I got nothin'



    ...ooops. wrong thread.
     
  25. SatansCheerledr

    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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    Exactly one CrazyMrPoopWeightSex.
     

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