Curious how much your shit weighs!?

Simby19

I want to have L'il Jimmy's babies
#1
Then the "Feces Scale" is for you!!

This invention brought me so much joy. I really do need mental help.





United States patent 1493222 is for "A weighing device especially adapted for weighing feces as excreted." Simply put, the patent is for a toilet outfitted with a turd scale in the bowl. A person seats themselves on the toilet, does their "business," and just like stepping on a traditional scale, takes a deep breath and hopes the number that registers at the top of the toilet bowl does not betray the number they've been praying for. As for a sugar addict like me, the best I can hope for is that the number on the feces scale scares me straight and sends me running into detox!
http://inventorspot.com/articles/great_invention_idea_human_turd__10125







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jackjack

Registered User
#3
Huh. Never thought of weighing shit.

It would be simpler to design a bowl that measured the amount of water displaced by the turd. Most are nearly neutrally buoyant, so the weight of the water plus a couple percent for a sinker would be pretty accurate.
 

MJMANDALAY

Registered User
#4
Huh. Never thought of weighing shit.

It would be simpler to design a bowl that measured the amount of water displaced by the turd. Most are nearly neutrally buoyant, so the weight of the water plus a couple percent for a sinker would be pretty accurate.
Waaaaaaay too much thought there buddy :action-sm
 

Newmania

**I move away from the mic to fuck your mother.
#5
I prefer to just crap on a triple beam balance.
 
#7
Part #9 just isn't big enough for those explosive, under-rim splattering shits.
 

Mother Shucker

I'm over here now.
#8
Run this bad boy through it and let me know how I stack up!

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MOD EDIT: Added NSFW tags. I'm warning you. Don't fucking post a picture like that again without tags. S.F.
 

Simby19

I want to have L'il Jimmy's babies
#9
Wow Shucker just wanted another thread in which to share his shit. I'm so glad I could provide that.
 

Newmania

**I move away from the mic to fuck your mother.
#12

WhiteHonkyDevil

El hombre de los moleculos!
#14
Too much precision. Can't hurt, but really, who needs it to a milligram?




Not enough precision.
You'll barely be accurate to a half dump.
Really? I'm not pissing at the same time, if that's any help.
 

Sinn Fein

Infidel and White Interloper
Wackbag Staff
#17
Ut oh, I got scolded for making boom boom.
No, you got scolded for forcing everyone to look at it.

Seriously, we're trying to prevent people from running into trouble at work, etc. Enough people can't get to Wackbag from work because it's filtered/blocked. We don't need someone's boss seeing your massive turd on the screen and making a big hullabaloo out of it... Then that's someone else who can't access the board... See what I mean?
 

jackjack

Registered User
#18
Really? I'm not pissing at the same time, if that's any help.
Nah, a decent digital scale is good enough for the pre and post weigh method.
I was just being overly dramatic about the precision.

I'm going to stop talking about shit for a while now.. I'm even creeping myself out.
 

Sprite

permanent case of the Moooondays
#19
Simby, try and find a scale that accurately weighs tits then give us an accurate figure of your rack.
 
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