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Dad: I know you're gay. Go buy OJ.

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  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    http://shine.yahoo.com/parenting/dad-s-love-letter-to-gay-teenage-son-goes-viral-174541783.html
     
  2. Ballbuster1

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    That 's pretty gay.
     
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  3. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    What a fucking asshole. OJ and bread? Insensitive jerk.
     
  4. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    Queer.
     
  5. Don the Radio Guy

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    Why would they want him to bring OJ home? He's a murderer and convicted armed robber.
     
  6. NuttyJim

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    They always preferred Mike over Billy
     
  7. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    "I've known you were gay since you were six."

    Just because you call your young son a sissy faggot doesn't mean you know he's gay. You were just lucky. Unless my father was onto something that I'm still unclear about.
     
  8. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    It would be hilarious if he disowned the kid the second he turned over the bread and orange juice.
     
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  9. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    They should probably re-think the wording of that.
     
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  10. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    "Whole wheat bread and Simply Orange? This is a Wonder Bread and Tropicana house! Stop trying to convert us to your deviancy!"
     
  11. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Actually, it's very common. I couldn't say whether acceptance was more common overall than rejection because I have no idea, but it's bullshit to suggest that parental acceptance of their offspring's homosexuality/bisexuality isn't a regular occurrence.
     
  12. Lord Zero

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    "Wal-Mart-brand white bread!?! I HAVE NO SON!!! Get out of my sight, you tasteless, white bread-eating abomination!!!"
     
  13. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    Nothing happens unless you post it online for everyone to see.

    "Artisan bread? How did I raise you so wrong?"
     
  14. Don the Radio Guy

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    I said no pulp you cock sucking faggot!
     
  15. Lord Zero

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    "Pumpernickel!?! You have truly lost the light of Christ! Do you have any idea how this is going to effect your poor mother!?! You're dead to me. Dead to me!

    I don't know what happened to you, boy, but I hope you're happy with the sinful, pumpernickel-eating lifestyle you've chosen."
     
  16. TomC

    TomC uppity neobarb

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    wow, harsh
     
  17. Lord Zero

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    It's a little-known fact that parental acceptance of homosexuality hinges entirely on how well the child follows instructions when grocery shopping.
     
  18. whiskeyguy

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    Well if he's gay he's probably a great shopper.
     
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  19. Lord Zero

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    Probably not much of a bargain-hunter, though.
     
  20. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    the kid brings home potato bread and the dad beats him for bringing home "fancy faggot bread"
     
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  21. LiddyRules

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    A baguette? Figures.
     
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    as Archer would say, "Phrasing"
     
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    we all know no pulp is for faggots. the dad is clearly in denial hence the over compensation
     
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  24. Lord Zero

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    What if the father started beat him savagely for not being gay enough? "Next time I see you, boy, you better be lisping and using hair gel."
     
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    "And you or Mike need amyl nitrite. If someone is getting fucked in the ass around here they better not be complaining."
     
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