Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by BIV, Mar 15, 2013.
That 's pretty gay.
What a fucking asshole. OJ and bread? Insensitive jerk.
Why would they want him to bring OJ home? He's a murderer and convicted armed robber.
They always preferred Mike over Billy
"I've known you were gay since you were six."
Just because you call your young son a sissy faggot doesn't mean you know he's gay. You were just lucky. Unless my father was onto something that I'm still unclear about.
It would be hilarious if he disowned the kid the second he turned over the bread and orange juice.
They should probably re-think the wording of that.
"Whole wheat bread and Simply Orange? This is a Wonder Bread and Tropicana house! Stop trying to convert us to your deviancy!"
Actually, it's very common. I couldn't say whether acceptance was more common overall than rejection because I have no idea, but it's bullshit to suggest that parental acceptance of their offspring's homosexuality/bisexuality isn't a regular occurrence.
"Wal-Mart-brand white bread!?! I HAVE NO SON!!! Get out of my sight, you tasteless, white bread-eating abomination!!!"
Nothing happens unless you post it online for everyone to see.
"Artisan bread? How did I raise you so wrong?"
I said no pulp you cock sucking faggot!
"Pumpernickel!?! You have truly lost the light of Christ! Do you have any idea how this is going to effect your poor mother!?! You're dead to me. Dead to me!
I don't know what happened to you, boy, but I hope you're happy with the sinful, pumpernickel-eating lifestyle you've chosen."
It's a little-known fact that parental acceptance of homosexuality hinges entirely on how well the child follows instructions when grocery shopping.
Well if he's gay he's probably a great shopper.
Probably not much of a bargain-hunter, though.
the kid brings home potato bread and the dad beats him for bringing home "fancy faggot bread"
A baguette? Figures.
as Archer would say, "Phrasing"
we all know no pulp is for faggots. the dad is clearly in denial hence the over compensation
What if the father started beat him savagely for not being gay enough? "Next time I see you, boy, you better be lisping and using hair gel."
"And you or Mike need amyl nitrite. If someone is getting fucked in the ass around here they better not be complaining."