Danny Bonaduce in Penthouse...?

Simby19

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Wha wha whaaaa?

The boys were talking about the nuuuuude pics that surfaced recently of Danny Bonaduce, seen here for the curious:

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He is now trying to redeem himself by striking up a deal with Penthouse. I don't think there are enough Photoshop tricks, sir.



From TMZ:

Man-throwin' Danny Bonaduce is fumin' over a recent nude pic that showed the little guy and his -- little guy. In fact, the former Partridge is so steamed about his Internet circulated bird shot, he's decided to show the world what he's really made of -- in the March issue of Penthouse. Can Danny improve on nature?

A rep from Penthouse confirmed to TMZ that Danny did an interview with Chaunce Hayden, and, God help us, a photo shoot. The issue features the Pet of the Year -- and subscribers are sure to get a little more bang for their buck.
http://www.tmz.com/2007/11/28/bonaduce-uses-penthouse-to-redeem-his-manhood/
 

Don the Radio Guy

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Holy crap. I feel a lot better about my lot in life now. I may be miserable, and have a disaster for a social life, but at least I don't have a small hog. Poor guy.
 

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Holy crap. I feel a lot better about my lot in life now. I may be miserable, and have a disaster for a social life, but at least I don't have a small hog. Poor guy.
wait his hog was in that picture? i didn't see it :haha7:
 

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I guess that's what the term "grower" is all about. Maybe he needs to fill up a little to present well.
 

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I guess they're gonna airbrush him a new cock.
 
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Penthouse eh?? Who's gonna piss on him in the photo shoot?
 

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I think the more appropriate term would be "the irish curse"
I was just drawing on my own life experience. Not saying it's that bad in my case. But, I got real big nuts so if I am not filled up a little it doesn't look good.

Bonaduce? Irish?
 

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How can you not just put a bullet in your brain after something like that?

Fucking bag like a Rubik's Cube and a dick no bigger 'n a lil' Smokey cocktail wiener.

How do you show your face in public ever again?

It's over, Johnny.
 

Don the Radio Guy

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He did knock out Mancow once though. Almost makes up for having microphallus.

Ok no it doesn't. I'd shoot myself.
 

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I really don't get the big dick/small dick issues. I know I am opening myself up here. But once you get the woman would she really toss you if you had a little dick ???
 

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I really don't get the big dick/small dick issues. I know I am opening myself up here. But once you get the woman would she really toss you if you had a little dick ???
I'll happily answer your question with an...

I don't know.
 

Kris_LTRMa

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I really don't get the big dick/small dick issues. I know I am opening myself up here. But once you get the woman would she really toss you if you had a little dick ???
I can only answer for myself...

it would depend on how well he could compensate for his...ummmmm....short comings
 

Simby19

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I really don't get the big dick/small dick issues. I know I am opening myself up here. But once you get the woman would she really toss you if you had a little dick ???
Yeah once you're in that situation, it'd be pretty hard to back out. He'd have to really know what he's doing to get a call-back, I would think.
 

Tax Kuntz

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I really don't get the big dick/small dick issues. I know I am opening myself up here. But once you get the woman would she really toss you if you had a little dick ???

I have no idea but you can always try and fuck her belly button.