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Dead Batteries Aren't Much Fun

Discussion in 'Wackbag Home Improvement & Car Repair' started by Motor Head, Jul 1, 2011.

  1. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    I parked car in the garage and left the dome light on....for 4 days. Now the fucker won't start. I put the 50A quick start on it and my battery charger basically said "nope" and switched to the 2A mode. (i have one of those Shumacher $150 smart chargers). So I put the fucker on 10A and checked on it an hour later, it said the battery was charged....NOPE. Car wouldn't start.

    I'm thinking about just jumping it and letting it run for awhile. The battery is about a year old, but I'm afraid if I shut the car off tonight it will be dead. A battery for the car is not cheap, $150 for a good brand or $239 for an Optima Blue Top.

    Should I just bite the bullet and get a new battery?? The idea of shutting it off, then having it not start and having to put it on a tow truck while I'm on duty doesn't sound so good either.
     
  2. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Take the battery to work. Stop someone for a ginned up offense. Impound their car and have them hauled off to jail. While waiting for the tow truck, switch batteries out and viola! you are good to go.
     
  3. OAarchive

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    Take the State Police salary of yours and just go buy a new battery.
     
  4. the Streif

    the Streif ¡¡¡¡sıʞunɹɹɹɹɹɹɹℲ
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    Gleet speaks like one of wisdom. Follow his advice.
     
  5. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    This.

    Nah, the shop that takes care of my car is bringing me a loaner battery. They say mine should still be good but needs a long slow charge or to be hooked up to a good battery that is hooked up to a slow charger.
     
  6. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    My pocket???.....my pocket?......FUCK YOU!!:action-sm
     
  7. WhiteHonkyDevil

    WhiteHonkyDevil El hombre de los moleculos!

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    My battery died, late last fall
    He's still rotting in the hall....
     
  8. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    So this isn't about your old lady's dildo?

    Hmmm.... do we have a -1 button?
     
  9. Mother Shucker

    Mother Shucker I'm over here now.

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    Neither are dead puppies.

     
  10. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    I figured a 50/50 on somebody picking up the reference to the "dead puppies" song. Bravo.
     
  11. WhiteHonkyDevil

    WhiteHonkyDevil El hombre de los moleculos!

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    Oh, you mean like I did several hours ago? I know.... I rule.
     
  12. Buster H

    Buster H Alt-F4
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    fuck the battery....... I might be flying out to Omaha with a buddy to pick up a Porsche. What are the chances of getting a police escort?
     
  13. Voss's Tumor

    Voss's Tumor Banned

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    Wait -- is this on your car or your cruiser? I would think you'd have access to all sorts of police mechanical goodies.
     
  14. BeerBelly

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    Optimas are the shit , trade them in every two years working or not...pepboys will take 'em and give you another one (fucking dumbasses)
     
  15. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    Why wouldn't you just take it back under the warranty? Lead car batteries aren't like cell phone batteries, once you drain them completely like that you've damaged it.
     
  16. weeniewawa

    weeniewawa it's a man, baby!!!

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    yep, they have prorated warranties and it will cost you not too much for another
     
  17. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    Usually a good battery will have at least a year or 2 free replacement
    before the prorating kicks in. They should replace it for free.
     
  18. Turfmower

    Turfmower Registered User

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    Gotta go buy a battery for the wife's car... It's the original battery from 2006 (2007 model year).
     
  20. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    That's not bad. If you can get a battery to last 5 years, you got a good one. The longest I have ever gotten a battery to last on a personal vehicle is maybe 4 years. I put an Optima Red in my pick up and it died in less then three years. I don't give a shit what they put in my work car. It's the taxpayers money and the state is damn good at squeezing a dime until it bleeds .13 cents.
     
  21. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    You win'ed the intertubz!!
     
  22. WhiteHonkyDevil

    WhiteHonkyDevil El hombre de los moleculos!

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    Reck o nize!
     
  23. Turfmower

    Turfmower Registered User

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    The longest i have got out of a battery was a old diehard from the early 80's it didn't have a hold down on one time it fell against the fan and it cut a hole in it i put duct seal over the hole and filled it with water the battery lasted till it was about 10 years old.
     
  24. Sinn Fein

    Sinn Fein Infidel and White Interloper
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    I squeezed almost 2 more months out of the battery in the Accord.

    I had to go out at 1130 last night and jump it. My stepson was out in it and it wouldn't start.

    Called around this morning and got prices... Sears and Kmart were about $100. Autozone and Advanced Auto were like $90-$95.

    Costco FTW! $65... 100 month warranty, 36 month free replacement.

    I took a 10mm deep well socket and ratchet with me, changed it in the parking lot, went back in and got the core charge back.
     
  25. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    police cars eat batteries
     

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