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Deadly giant snail found in Houston

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Jef Leppard, May 12, 2013.

  1. Jef Leppard

    Jef Leppard 4/5 ths

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  2. CM Mark

    CM Mark The East is Ours!

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    Glad I live in a cold climate. Last night we hit 33 and tonight is similar. That thing wouldn't survive.
     
  4. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    Fucking Africans. Good for nothing. Drag down the land value, and reproduce in mass numbers.

    Though I'm sure with a semi full of Grape Soda, cheap gold chains, rims, fried chicken, watermelon, and other stereotypical items, they could pied piper the lot of them the fuck out of houston with ease.
     
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    I didnt know bob kelly was in Houston this weekend
     
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    The Democrats are working on a plan to bump them to the top of the list of endangered species. Every zoo or aquarium must have at least two or else.
     
  7. SatansCheerledr

    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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    That entire continent is one giant hellhole.
     
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  8. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    Isn't it just? Absolutely nothing but misery. Fuck, Misery is it's chief export.
     
  9. mikeybot

    mikeybot SPANAKOPITA!!!

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    Why the fuck would you touch it?
     
  10. mrbucket75

    mrbucket75 Registered User

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    First off the news sucks. The snail is not dangerous, but it can carry diseases that are, sometimes, maybe, dangerous to humans. We should list ourselves as Deadly Humans, we spread viruses and disease too.
     
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  11. Neckbeard

    Neckbeard I'm Team Piggy!

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    You can get meningitis and a potentially dangerous parasite if you touch them.
    Eh, at least these Africans don't spread AIDS.

    :action-sm
     
  12. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Kill it with fire salt.
     
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  13. Norm Stansfield

    Norm Stansfield 私は亀が好きだ。

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    Yep, I was just gonna say, fire might be overkill with this one.
     
  14. NoSurviivors

    NoSurviivors fmeinthea

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    Hey Earl.. we got any escargot back there??
     
  15. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Sorry, fresh out.
     
  16. NoSurviivors

    NoSurviivors fmeinthea

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    I blame Rick Perry.
     
  17. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    The piece looks like it was produced by a high school AV club.
     

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