Deadly giant snail found in Houston

f kane

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Glad I live in a cold climate. Last night we hit 33 and tonight is similar. That thing wouldn't survive.
 

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Fucking Africans. Good for nothing. Drag down the land value, and reproduce in mass numbers.

Though I'm sure with a semi full of Grape Soda, cheap gold chains, rims, fried chicken, watermelon, and other stereotypical items, they could pied piper the lot of them the fuck out of houston with ease.
 

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I didnt know bob kelly was in Houston this weekend
 

f kane

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The Democrats are working on a plan to bump them to the top of the list of endangered species. Every zoo or aquarium must have at least two or else.
 

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First off the news sucks. The snail is not dangerous, but it can carry diseases that are, sometimes, maybe, dangerous to humans. We should list ourselves as Deadly Humans, we spread viruses and disease too.
 

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You can get meningitis and a potentially dangerous parasite if you touch them.
Eh, at least these Africans don't spread AIDS.

:action-sm
 

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Kill it with fire salt.
 

Norm Stansfield

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Yep, I was just gonna say, fire might be overkill with this one.
 

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First off the news sucks. The snail is not dangerous, but it can carry diseases that are, sometimes, maybe, dangerous to humans. We should list ourselves as Deadly Humans, we spread viruses and disease too.
The piece looks like it was produced by a high school AV club.