Dear cunt:

VMS

Victim of high standards and low personal skills.
Apr 26, 2006
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When you find your sugar daddy (that'd be me), don't fuck it up by bringing all your fucking drama into his life. That tends to make him unhappy, and your role is to make him happy, not have increased fucking drama in his already too fucking complicated life.
 

Chino Kapone

Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?
Jun 10, 2005
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Ahhh... the world of high mantinence women. Just fuck her friends.
 

VMS

Victim of high standards and low personal skills.
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Ahhh... the world of high mantinence women. Just fuck her friends.
Those fucking holes are part of the fucking problem. Shit, her best fucking friend just had a baby a few months ago and is out partying and drinking every fucking night and hinting at a 3-way with the first fucking cunt.

That's a good idea. Start sticking my dick into a bad mom who already has birth-control issues so the bitch can have MY kid, and then drain my bank account while being a bad mom to MY child.

Fuck that.
 

Zona992006

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Jan 26, 2007
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Those fucking holes are part of the fucking problem. Shit, her best fucking friend just had a baby a few months ago and is out partying and drinking every fucking night and hinting at a 3-way with the first fucking cunt.

That's a good idea. Start sticking my dick into a bad mom who already has birth-control issues so the bitch can have MY kid, and then drain my bank account while being a bad mom to MY child.

Fuck that.
Just move then...:icon_redf
 

Kris_LTRMa

LoseTheRadio.net's Ma
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#7
Those fucking holes are part of the fucking problem. Shit, her best fucking friend just had a baby a few months ago and is out partying and drinking every fucking night and hinting at a 3-way with the first fucking cunt.

That's a good idea. Start sticking my dick into a bad mom who already has birth-control issues so the bitch can have MY kid, and then drain my bank account while being a bad mom to MY child.

Fuck that.
1. Wear a condom to ensure that Bad-Mom Bitch don't have your babies

2. Find a lower maintenance woman ... they exist
 

VMS

Victim of high standards and low personal skills.
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Just move then...:icon_redf
I would, if the big head were making the decisions right now. Pussy's too good, still, for the annoyance factor (even as high as it is) to make me punch out. Or punch her out.

I need to find ONE intelligent, hot, sane woman who will HELP me succeed and achieve in my life instead of trying to suck the life out of me through my cock, my wallet, and sucking up all the fucking time in my life for worthless fucking drama.
 

Kris_LTRMa

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I would, if the big head were making the decisions right now. Pussy's too good, still, for the annoyance factor (even as high as it is) to make me punch out. Or punch her out.

I need to find ONE intelligent, hot, sane woman who will HELP me succeed and achieve in my life instead of trying to suck the life out of me through my cock, my wallet, and sucking up all the fucking time in my life for worthless fucking drama.
Simple - find someone not looking for a sugar daddy then .... Ma solved another problem ;)

Oh and can you tell me where a 40-something low maintenance woman like myself can find an older sugar daddy? I've been looking for some time and can't seem to land me one :haha7:
 

CougarHunter

Lying causes cat piss smell.
Mar 2, 2006
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#10
I need to find ONE intelligent, hot, sane woman who will HELP me succeed and achieve in my life instead of trying to suck the life out of me through my cock, my wallet, and sucking up all the fucking time in my life for worthless fucking drama.
When you find one, ask her where Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny are.
 

Fendbass22

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#14
Low maintenance are out there but unfortunately you will have to support anyway because they are in low paying jobs such as teachers, writers or cafe shop owners. Its a lose lose situation. I'd rather be happy and semi-broke. Thats the decision I've made.
 
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I need to find ONE intelligent, hot, sane woman who will HELP me succeed and achieve in my life instead of trying to suck the life out of me through my cock, my wallet, and sucking up all the fucking time in my life for worthless fucking drama.
I found one, but sorry, I ain't letting go of her. :icon_mrgr
 

Don the Radio Guy

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The way to fix this is to dump the broad the first time she ASKS you to buy something for her.

Save your gift buying for girls who don't ask for stuff. They really appreciate it when you do buy them something then because they weren't expecting it.

There is nothing wrong with being generous and nice. But these traits should be shared with someone who deserves and appreciates it, not someone who EXPECTS it.
 

Mafialife Chris

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The way to fix this is to dump the broad the first time she ASKS you to buy something for her.

Save your gift buying for girls who don't ask for stuff. They really appreciate it when you do buy them something then because they weren't expecting it.

There is nothing wrong with being generous and nice. But these traits should be shared with someone who deserves and appreciates it, not someone who EXPECTS it.
x5
 

jimmyslostchin

Malarkey is slang for bullshit isn't it?
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1. Wear a condom to ensure that Bad-Mom Bitch don't have your babies

2. Find a lower maintenance woman ... they exist
Funniest two lines of the thread right there. :action-sm :clap:
 

Kris_LTRMa

LoseTheRadio.net's Ma
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The way to fix this is to dump the broad the first time she ASKS you to buy something for her.

Save your gift buying for girls who don't ask for stuff. They really appreciate it when you do buy them something then because they weren't expecting it.

There is nothing wrong with being generous and nice. But these traits should be shared with someone who deserves and appreciates it, not someone who EXPECTS it.
Truer words may never have been spoken, Don
 

Kris_LTRMa

LoseTheRadio.net's Ma
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