Dear O&A

May 27, 2005
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#1
Dear O&A (and li'l Jimmy) and Staff:

I was expecting you guys to be nice, but I got way more than I bargained for. Thank you all for all that you did for us, and for your complete generosity of spirit. I was overwhelmed and still am. I figured we'd get 10 seconds to plug our "stupid show" (as Op so eloquently put it) on Friday, but 45 minutes and a couple of sets of rubber gloves later...words can't describe it.

I don't want to blow up your spot as Bad Asses, but you're all pretty cuddly. :icon_bigg

Thanks again, boys. See you in February.

your obt svt,


Steve
 

Hoagie

I suggest you tread lightly
Wackbag Staff
Mar 24, 2004
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Your Mom's box
#2
I think it would be appropriate, in order to show your appreciation, for you to send me large amounts of Vicodin. :icon_mrgr
 

The Godfather

Spark it up for The Godfather and say!!!!!
May 9, 2007
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#3
You could probably prescribe me some 80mg Oxycotton's if you really are feeling grateful...
 

Stig

Wackbag's All-Time Greatest Heel
Jul 26, 2005
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#5
Lots of Lorazepam, please!
 

MilkmanDan

Uncontrollable Urge
Jan 13, 2003
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#6
No more Benzo's !
Do have some spare Oxazepam though...
 

pike

You will be molested
Aug 8, 2004
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#9
Flexeril = more gooder.

fuck vicodin and its 500mg of liver damaging acetaminophen. How am I supposed to drink bourbon with that?
 

ol' Cabey leg

As in Ol' (Darryl) Cabey leg
Mar 4, 2005
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#15
I'm down for some 80's...Pretty Please!!

Vics would work too though, can't be too picky.
 

Hog's Big Ben

Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
Donator
Jul 28, 2005
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#16
Does this look OK to you?

[NSFW]
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TheDrip

I'm bi-winning.
Jan 9, 2006
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#21
If you're still taking orders:

10 ft. of surgical tubing
scalpel
40oz. Vaseline
Chest spreader
2 dz. long Q-tips
1 bag saline solution
ultrasound machine


Thanks:action-sm
 

UsedLadBag

Your moms box.
Feb 4, 2005
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#22
are you a real doctor? You went after Pat Duffy's asshole pretty darn quick.
 

Your_Moms_Box

Free Shit / Socialism 2016
Dec 20, 2004
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#23
Wow.... i never realized there were so many drug addicts on wackbag...

Must be full of Dittoheads...
 

SOS

ONA
Wackbag Staff
Aug 14, 2000
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#24
An Apple... ;)
 

livebackwards

Proud Patron of Ted's Conglomerated Gasmaskery
Jan 29, 2006
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#25
I just need some chloroform, a ladder, 100 feet of nylon rope, and a cordless bonesaw. Thanks!