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Death by blow hole

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by BIV, Jul 15, 2011.

  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    http://news.yahoo.com/tourists-saw-calif-man-fall-maui-blow-hole-022651015.html
     
  2. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    God needed a frolicker.
     
  3. Mags

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    Darwin keeps winning, one retard at a time.
     
  4. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    Damn. I was betting he tried to bang a dolphin and it sounded.
     
  5. Voss's Tumor

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    I thought this was about a whale sucking up a diver when I saw the title. Honestly, you can talk about sharks, jellyfish, all that bullshit all you want... As a diver nothing scares me more than diving with whales and whale sharks. If one of those fuckers twitches a fin, sucks up water, whatever, you're dead. It's like playing with a 70,000 lb hippo. They could give a shit less about you, you're literally a gnat they'll swat without thinking twice.

    /derail off
     
  6. Jambi

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    The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.
     
  7. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    We've all heard the rumors about male flight attendants, so I read this in a Fez voice. And I always thought the drowning victim was the one who threw up during mouth to mouth, not the rescuer.
     
  8. Stig

    Stig Wackbag's New Favorite Heel

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    Like what? tsssssss.....
     

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