Discussion in 'Current Events' started by BIV, Jul 15, 2011.
God needed a frolicker.
Darwin keeps winning, one retard at a time.
Damn. I was betting he tried to bang a dolphin and it sounded.
I thought this was about a whale sucking up a diver when I saw the title. Honestly, you can talk about sharks, jellyfish, all that bullshit all you want... As a diver nothing scares me more than diving with whales and whale sharks. If one of those fuckers twitches a fin, sucks up water, whatever, you're dead. It's like playing with a 70,000 lb hippo. They could give a shit less about you, you're literally a gnat they'll swat without thinking twice.
The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.
We've all heard the rumors about male flight attendants, so I read this in a Fez voice. And I always thought the drowning victim was the one who threw up during mouth to mouth, not the rescuer.
Like what? tsssssss.....