Discussion in 'Classic Ron & Fez Discussion' started by SOS, Oct 18, 2007.
Describe New Jersey.
It has a horrendous smell - different odors in different places
Better than where anyone who replies after me lives. But chances are they have no idea what they're talking about.
Let's go Geographically North to South...(and a little East-West crossing at the end)
Take a used diaper and look inside it and *POOF* you have New Jersey.
hah that does sum it up pretty well. And you also didn't let everyone know about how southwest jersey has become upper-WV.
Haha if you're talking about like Sewell, NJ... yes. But there are really nice parts of like Cherry Hill and Haddonfield.
Cherry Hill/Voorhees, yeah. But yeah, I have to play hockey in Sewell sometimes. The locals are starting to look like the ones I see in Pottsville/Lancaster.
Surrounded by Farms here in Burlington, nice being able to walk and pick some corn if you so desire, while avoiding wild turkey attacks.
Police state.... stay on your property.... If you park to long somewhere else you get the police called on you.
cost $ to walk down the street. nothing is free, theres a charge to blow your nose and if you take to long a late fee is added, and a reconnection fee. If you dont pay it in 30 days the state will actually take your nose.
It takes 45 minutes to go 5 miles in most ereas.
you dont have to break the law to get pulled over.... roadside check points are up usually in any given town your bound to hit one a week.
The girls are ugly stuck up, pig whores.. sorry girls but you know you are.
Theres a red light every 7 feet.
In New Jersey it is legal to turn right on red.... so at every intersection there is a sign posted.. usualy well hidden saying.. " no turn on red".
WA WA's are awsome.
the beaches are full of disgusting Philly, NY trash people. with snow white tans or black people with strange body bumps.
It cost 5 dollars to shoot water into a clowns head to win a keychain.
10 dollars to park anywhere in south jersey. ( mob ran )
90% of the cheessteaks suck the cock.
theres two sewer bills township and county...
If you want to put a sign up in front of your new buisiness. forget about it... unless you want to spend 20,000.00 no matter how small.
and I live in the good part.
I live in the safest town in America.
Nice polite ppl south of Raritan bridge. Alot of assholes north of bridge. Jersey redneck (nascar types) further north and south of each. The change in personalities is amazing. Driving to work from the shore, ppl stop and let you go, open doors for ya etc. The fuckin minute you cross that bridge its every asshole himself. Lets see who I can beat to the intersection. Fuck it, he has brakes... Highest insurance in the country because of one thing. STOLEN CARS! Anyone care to play guess that race? Some cities in NJ should be among the richest in the nation but aren't because of the amount of loosers collecting welfare and the corruption. Don't get me started. :arrrh: OfficerCorncob will understand. Heard of Lakewood? All industrial, huge companies generating a shitload of taxes. Also the home of the world's longest bridge. It goes from Africa to Israel. The town is fucking broke because half of the homes are grandfathered in as churches, or synagogues, whatever. In other words they don't pay a dime in taxes. The other half are on welfare. They even talked the town into providing free schoolbuses to bus their children to "religous" schools namatter where they are. [ end of rant /]
In other words, a shithole, where the only good thing come out of it was Overkill.
I left 5 years ago...don't regret it
It's an armpit, but it's home.
All you need to know is when there are two cities on oppisite sides of the Delaware, the town in PA is much, much nicer. I.E. Philly Vs. Camden and Easton Vs. Phillipsburg.
Very Fucking True..
love chartering a fishing boat out of Cape May
and my older brother lives there in Delran
other than that i would probably never go there
and their firearms laws aren't up my alley
never been there, don't ever want to go there, have no desire to go there.
WTF with the nasal Jersey accent?
I have 4 people in my development who recently moved here from Jersey, everyone say's they are glad they left and will never go back
A few hundred miles east of me.
does that work?
My uncle Lanie used to describe Jersey as a fart without a butt. I never understood what he meant until the first time I drove through Jersey with my family. The most commonly used phrase seemed to be "Alright! Who farted?" Then uncle Lanie's words became clear.
Highest Median household income in the Union.
If you're a bonehead with a shit job and no money....
Go elsewhere, Don't even think of living here.
Also Highest taxes, Rent, Insurance, 80% commute over half an hour to work, State wide corruption from the local gov't to the State... etc. When I left a year ago, 5 married couples that are my friends, were leaving as well because they raised their homeowners taxes to the point that they were basically paying one half of their combined income for houses that they bought back in 88-90.
If I won Powerball and never had to work again, I might move back and never leave Ocean Grove..aside from that Fuck Jersey!