DICE Rants again *enter sigh here*

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From MySpace...

AS ALOT OF YOU CAN SEE WE HAVE A RASCIST STALKER ON MY SITE HE GOES BY THE NAME "TASSOOOO" THIS GUTLESS, SPINELESS, RACSIST, DECIDED THAT HE COULD WRITE WHATEVER HE FELT WITH NO REPROCUSSION. HE IS NOT A COMEDIAN, HE IS NOT A COMIC, HE IS NOT FUNNY IN ANY WAY OTHER THAN THE RIDICULOUS POSE ON HIS PROFILE PICTURE. A LITTLE TRICK THAT ANY FIVE YEAR OLD CAN DO. BUT FOR SOME REASON "TASSOOOO" FEELS THAT WE ARE ALL VERY IMPRESSED WITH HIS POSE, HIS HIDEOUS FACE, AND HIS HATRED FOR THE BLACK COMMUNITY. I ON THE OTHER HAND, DO NOT HATE AFRICAN AMERICANS. "TASSOOOO" HAS ALREADY BEEN REPORTED TO THE AUTHORITIES FOR THIS CRIME AND ALSO THE CRIME OF STALKING. IN THE LONG RUN "TASSOOOO" WILL PROBABLY WIND UP INSIDE SOME PENNETENTARY. NOW, LIKE I SAID IM JUST A COMEDIAN, MY JOB IS TO MAKE YOU ALL LAUGH. A JOB I LOVE TO DO. WHAT I SAY ONSTAGE IS COMEDIC SATIRE. WHAT "TASSOOOO" REEKS OF IS BIGOTRY AND THE HATRED AND LOATHING OF ANYONE THAT DOSENT HAVE THE SAME COLOR SKIN THAT HE DOES. IF I WANNA POSE IN MY PROFILE PICTURE WITH BLACK MEN, BLACK WOMEN, OR BLACK MIDGETS THATS MY CHOICE. YA SEE I DONT HATE BLACK PEOPLE, CHINESE, SPANISH, OR ANY OTHER RACE OR COLOR. WHAT I DO DESPISE IS THIS GUY "TASSOOOO" OR ANYBODY THAT THINKS LIKE HIM. NOW WHILE A CASE IS BEING BUILT TO PUT THIS PUKE BEHIND BARS, ALL OF YOU OUT THERE THAT HAVE BECOME MY FRIENDS ALSO HAVE THE RIGHT JUST AS "TASSOOOO" HAD TO WRITE YOUR FEELINGS ABOUT HIM ON MY PAGE HIS PAGE, AND EVERY PAGE YOU CAN REACH. ITS CALLED FREEDOM OF SPEECH. AND I FIGURE IF "TASSOOOO" SAYS HOW HE FEELS ABOUT ME AND MY AFRICAN AMERICAN FRIENDS THAN WE ALL HAVE THE RIGHT TO LET HIM KNOW WHAT WE FEEL ABOUT HIM WHETHER ON COMPUTER OR EVEN IN THE STREET. I MEAN HE'S GOTTA HAVE SOMEWHERE HE HIDES DURING THE DAY TO MAKE A FEW DOLLARS, TO PAY FOR HIS GYM MEMBERSHIP. THATS A GOOD IDEA IF YOU SEE HIM IN THE GYM ASK HIM TO DO THAT SILLY LITTLE POSE HE DOES ON A POLE. MAYBE HE'LL EVEN GO INTO MORE DEPTH ABOUT HIS THOUGHTS TOWARDS STALKING DICE AND HATING BLACK PEOPLE. ANYWAY "TASSOOOO" THIS IS COMING FROM ME "YOU ARE NOT JUST A LOSER IN THE GAME OF LIFE OBVIOUSLY YOU COME FROM A FAMILY OF ZERO'S THAT NEVER TAUGHT YOU ANYTHING OTHER THAN HATE SO SHAME ON THEM. BUT FUCK YOU FOR TRYIN TO FUCK WITH ME IM NOT JUST SOME KID ON MYSPACE. WHETHER YOU KNOW IT OR NOT IM CONSIDERED WHAT WOULD BE KNOW AS A WORLD STAR SO RIGHT KNOW YOU MIGHT ONLY SEE ELEVEN OR TWELVE THOUSAND FRIENDS ON MYSPACE BUT MY BLOGS ALONE GET BETWEEN 120-180 THOUSAND HITS PER DAY. THE ONLY REASON THERE HASENT BEEN ANY BLOGS LATELY IS BECAUSE IVE BEEN TOURING THE COUNRTY MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH SO FOR A LITTLE WHILE IN THEIR LIVES THEY COULD FORGET THAT SCUM LIKE YOU... "TASSOOOO" EVEN EXIST IN THIS WORLD. I DO HAVE SOMEONE WHO WORKS WITH ME TO PUT THE BLOGS UP PROPERLY. BUT VERY SHORTLY THERE WILL BE SOME VERY SPECIAL ONES ABOUT YOU. YOU LOW-LIFE, DO NOTHING, UNQUALIFIED, UNEDUCATED, SELF-HATING, RACSIST, GARBAGE. IF WE'RE LUCKY MAYBE YOULL RUN INTO A GROUP OF THE PEOPLE YOU HATE SO DEEPLY AND THEY WILL LET YOU KNOW HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT YOU. ANOTHER THING ABOUT MY BLOGS, OVER THE LAST FOUR MONTHS IVE HAD THREE OF THE TOP BLOGS IN THE WORLD. I ALMOST FEEL BAD THAT SO MANY MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WILL HAVE TO GET TO KNOW WHAT GARBAGE YOU REALLY ARE. BUT THEN AGAIN "TASSOOOO" (AND BY THE WAY THE AUTHOROTIES DO HAVE YOUR GIVEN NAME ALREADY) I DIDNT DO THIS TO YOU. YOU DID THIS TO YOU. LOTS OF LUCK OUT THERE IN THE NEW WORLD YOUVE CREATED FOR YOURSELF. ITS LIKE I TRY TO TELL PEOPLE AND FOR SOME REASON SOMETIMES I JUST HAVE TO MAKE THEM LISTEN... NOBODY FUCKS WITH DICE... DICE DOES THE FUCKING"

SHALOM SHITHEAD YOUR INTERNET IDOL

THE DICEMAN
 

Creasy Bear

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Wow...

It's amazing that Dice has the spare time to write such a long-winded post what with how busy he must be preparing for his big, sell out Giants stadium show.

:rolleyes:
 

Hoffman

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Jesus Christ. Could he try any harder to make himself feel more important. :rolleyes:
 

Natesac

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This is how high schoolers rationalize arguments.
 

WhiskeyWhispers

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Damn, someone get that man a spellchecker. And Dice, you can't call someone else uneducated when you possess the grammar of a fourth grader.
 

bryanswafford

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He needs to ride the subway, alone, and do some reflecting on his words. It would be more gooder if he carried a boombox playing "I'll Remember You". Strong words from a man that could not even afford a ticket to get into Giants Stadium, much less sell one seat there. They could put "Free Meals to the Homeless" on the sign out front and nobody would show up. Strong words from a man that cant even have a good reality show.

OH, IT WAS IN ALL CAPS. OOOO ANGERY COMPUTER NERD DICE, LOCK UP THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN. WHEN DICE YELLS, ITS ALL BIG LETTERS OHH SCAREY
 

seeinred

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I couldn't get past about halfway without seriously considering gouging my eyes out because of that atrocious display of grammar and spelling. I especially liked "rascist" and "PENNETENTARY" because I could just imagine him saying "pennetentary."
 

Buster H

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I couldn't get past about halfway without seriously considering gouging my eyes out because of that atrocious display of grammar and spelling. I especially liked "rascist" and "PENNETENTARY" because I could just imagine him saying "pennetentary."
same here, I had to do the Ben Sparks highlighting thing just to be able to read through it.
 
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AS ALOT OF YOU CAN SEE WE HAVE A RASCIST STALKER ON MY SITE HE GOES BY THE NAME "TASSOOOO" THIS GUTLESS, SPINELESS, RACSIST, DECIDED THAT HE COULD WRITE WHATEVER HE FELT WITH NO REPROCUSSION. HE IS NOT A COMEDIAN, HE IS NOT A COMIC, HE IS NOT FUNNY IN ANY WAY OTHER THAN THE RIDICULOUS POSE ON HIS PROFILE PICTURE.


Hey spelled it wrong, it's TASO:action-sm
 

Hoffman

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Hey spelled it wrong, it's TASO:action-sm
Don't you have better things (or in your case girls) to do rather than post useless drivel on Dice Gay's Myspace page? :action-sm
 

RobeSoup&Tears

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Here's some POINT & LAUGH FODDER

DICE is gonna be at Caroline’s this TUESDAY for one night only.

He thought he could fill Giants Stadium but can’t even fill a weekend set at Caroline’s….What an douche.

Can you say Pests?
 
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Sorry, I scanned the long block of text for "Opie and Anthony." When I didn't see it, I didn't bother to go back and listen to what he has to say.
 

Hoffman

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Here's some POINT & LAUGH FODDER

DICE is gonna be at Caroline’s this TUESDAY for one night only.

He thought he could fill Giants Stadium but can’t even fill a weekend set at Caroline’s….What an douche.

Can you say Pests?
I think the boys need to announce this one on Monday.
 
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Here's some POINT & LAUGH FODDER

DICE is gonna be at Caroline’s this TUESDAY for one night only.

He thought he could fill Giants Stadium but can’t even fill a weekend set at Caroline’s….What an douche.

Can you say Pests?
NO Dood!!! It's not like that, OK?!

Dice just can't be tied down to too many dates just in case Hollywood calls and he has to catch a flight back to the former glory he used to live in and where his mind still thinks he is.
 

Hoffman

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NO Dood!!! It's not like that, OK?!

Dice just can't be tied down to too many dates just in case Hollywood calls and he has to catch a flight back to the former glory he used to live in and where his mind still thinks he is.
Good point. He's probably getting ready to start filming Undisputed Season 2 here shortly.
 

Plunkies

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He's seriously mentally ill. There's so much wrong with that rant I wouldn't even know where to start. That fucking Richard McBeef guy had more coherent ramblings. Dice is going insane while rotting away in obscurity and I couldn't be more happy for him.
 

BullsLawDan

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Sorry, I scanned the long block of text for "Opie and Anthony." When I didn't see it, I didn't bother to go back and listen to what he has to say.
QFT.


Hey, Dice:



It's really not difficult.
 

Oppoman

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QFT.


Hey, Dice:



It's really not difficult.
Hello Exactly!

I wanted so badly to read it but as soon as I saw it was in all caps I decided it wasn't worth it. Can somebody go thru and fix it to be properly capitalized? hehe
 

Natesac

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Hello Exactly!

I wanted so badly to read it but as soon as I saw it was in all caps I decided it wasn't worth it. Can somebody go thru and fix it to be properly capitalized? hehe

By mentioning it, you volunteer for it. In fact, you should provide the Cliff's Notes version.
 

virus33

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Dice is like 65 isn't it time to get off myspace? its just creepy at this point.