Did Fezzie move?

fletcher

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He moved to the west village months ago.
 

rockpup

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I could make a phone call and find him a gutter slut in NYC. I suspect its just the "character" he plays.
 

weeniewawa

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I always thought fez was married with a couple of kids

still think I am right

and still not listening to the show till he leaves
 

LiddyRules

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Home dog ain't got no game.

Assuming anything Fez says is real, he needs a friend before he can get laid if he cares about love more than sex. Personally, I don't think he wants to get laid.
 

d0uche_n0zzle

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Home dog ain't got no game.

Assuming anything Fez says is real, he needs a friend before he can get laid if he cares about love more than sex. Personally, I don't think he wants to get laid.

I suspect you are correct. Unfortunately, Fez has build up the whole thing in his mind like a fifteen year old geeky school girl daydreaming about the football captain.

Surprised Paulo didn't toss him a drunken raping, or two.
 

Creasy Bear

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He moved to the west village months ago.
Holy shit... a gay guy who can't get laid in the west village. That's like standing outside in a hurricane without getting wet.
 

LiddyRules

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I suspect you are correct. Unfortunately, Fez has build up the whole thing in his mind like a fifteen year old geeky school girl daydreaming about the football captain.
My theory. Fez needs his first love before he can have his first fuck. Gay or straight, some guys are like that. Not all guys, but some guys. And I'm not saying you need to have the first fuck with the first love, but you need that first love to open you up to that intimacy. Fez never had that first love.

And I'm also not saying that Fez needs a long term relationship with civil unions and the like in order to have sex. He needs someone to break him out of his emotional shell and that also doesn't need to be some years long affair.
 

d0uche_n0zzle

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My theory. Fez needs his first love before he can have his first fuck. Gay or straight, some guys are like that. Not all guys, but some guys. And I'm not saying you need to have the first fuck with the first love, but you need that first love to open you up to that intimacy. Fez never had that first love.

And I'm also not saying that Fez needs a long term relationship with civil unions and the like in order to have sex. He needs someone to break him out of his emotional shell and that also doesn't need to be some years long affair.

Think you're spot on. Maybe Match or eHarmony can do a cross promotion and find Fez the love he's looking for, or prove that there really is no one for him.
 

ironman25dc

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And he still can't get laid?

Surely, there must be one gay male that will do the nasty with him.
He allegedly couldn't get any action at the well known gay bathhouse/sex club that Paul O took him to; having been to such places it's unheard of to get zero action.
 
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I'm glad to see that someone wants to, but how much of a mess does that make you?