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Did Fezzie move?

Discussion in 'Classic Ron & Fez Discussion' started by uptown, Jan 3, 2013.

  1. uptown

    uptown Registered User

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  2. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    He moved to the west village months ago.
     
  3. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    And he still can't get laid?

    Surely, there must be one gay male that will do the nasty with him.
     
  4. rockpup

    rockpup Sick Puppy

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    I could make a phone call and find him a gutter slut in NYC. I suspect its just the "character" he plays.
     
  5. weeniewawa

    weeniewawa it's a man, baby!!!

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    I always thought fez was married with a couple of kids

    still think I am right

    and still not listening to the show till he leaves
     
  6. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    Home dog ain't got no game.

    Assuming anything Fez says is real, he needs a friend before he can get laid if he cares about love more than sex. Personally, I don't think he wants to get laid.
     
  7. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    I suspect you are correct. Unfortunately, Fez has build up the whole thing in his mind like a fifteen year old geeky school girl daydreaming about the football captain.

    Surprised Paulo didn't toss him a drunken raping, or two.
     
  8. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Holy shit... a gay guy who can't get laid in the west village. That's like standing outside in a hurricane without getting wet.
     
  9. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    My theory. Fez needs his first love before he can have his first fuck. Gay or straight, some guys are like that. Not all guys, but some guys. And I'm not saying you need to have the first fuck with the first love, but you need that first love to open you up to that intimacy. Fez never had that first love.

    And I'm also not saying that Fez needs a long term relationship with civil unions and the like in order to have sex. He needs someone to break him out of his emotional shell and that also doesn't need to be some years long affair.
     
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  10. Jacuzzi Billy

    Jacuzzi Billy Watching PTI
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    I don't believe Fez is a virgin.
     
  11. ruckstande

    ruckstande Posts mostly from the shitter.

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    I don't believe Fez is an entertainer.
     
  12. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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  13. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Think you're spot on. Maybe Match or eHarmony can do a cross promotion and find Fez the love he's looking for, or prove that there really is no one for him.
     
  14. ironman25dc

    ironman25dc A Smug Cunt Who Loves The Cock

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    He allegedly couldn't get any action at the well known gay bathhouse/sex club that Paul O took him to; having been to such places it's unheard of to get zero action.
     
  15. psyduck

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    Fuck Fez!
     
  16. Reaper G

    Reaper G POW# 126

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    I'm glad to see that someone wants to, but how much of a mess does that make you?
     
  17. God Loves Fags

    God Loves Fags A clear and dusty day in June

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    I think you're right. Nothing on that show is serious.
     
  18. phillyfranko

    phillyfranko Registered User

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    Fez is Gay ? since when...
     

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