Dim Mak

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Is this shit for real? Some martial arts guy I met was telling me about it.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hs8mblcgTsk[/media]
 

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Is this shit for real? Some martial arts guy I met was telling me about it.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hs8mblcgTsk[/media]
It is real... but it only "works" when "The Master" does it to his own "students".

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM_qg5d1YGI[/media]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdrzBL2dHMI[/media]

Complete crap.
 

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This dude wasnt talking about no-touch knockouts, he was describing what you see in the video I posted - exact precise strikes to pressure points that will fuck you up, reversed by the smacks on the back.
 

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This dude wasnt talking about no-touch knockouts, he was describing what you see in the video I posted - exact precise strikes to pressure points that will fuck you up, reversed by the smacks on the back.
Yeah... the Vulcan death grip. :icon_roll

Nonsense.

I'll bet you my ball sack that his "precise strikes" won't work on anybody who isn't one of his "students".

It's a shame that the martial arts seems to attract so many frauds, posers, assholes, and nutjobs.

I once went to take some Tae Kwon Do classes, but the instructor was a complete poser jackhole, and his students were such fawning retards, that I quit after 4 classes. There was this one fat broad who was supposed to be some sort of 20th degree black belt or something. She was the sensi's assistant, and she waddled around all smug like she was a badass or something. I'm supposed to bow in respect to some obese yenta who can barely kick her pudgy foot higher than my ankle? Uhh... no thanks.

Bow to your sensi!!!

 

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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEDaCIDvj6I[/media]
Glad to see that stupid video finally debunked. I guess the old man has never seen Grab The Sleeve And Bash The Face In style of Kung Fu before.
 

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But didn't the Dim Mak guys win UFC 1-99? And Pride Fighting? And kick Kimbo Slice's huge Negro ass in 4.2 seconds? Being honest tho',I did read on some martial arts site that there might be something to it. I don't really know enough about it to have an informed opinion.
I would pay $5 to watch on of these guys fight Tank Abbot after he smokes a sherman and a ninja butt fucks his girlfriend. Them strikes better be pretty fucking precise.