Do You Think Earl Lies?

Does Earl Lie?

  • All the time

    Votes: 68 77.3%
  • A lot but not nearly as much as they make it out to be

    Votes: 19 21.6%
  • Rarely

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Never

    Votes: 1 1.1%

  • Total voters
    88

LiddyRules

The 9/11 Moon Landings Were An Outside Job
#1
Do you think Earl lies?
 

TheTruth

BabyFuck fan since day 1
#5
Does the pope shit in the woods?
(movie reference)
 

Chester'sLiver

ESD is Wackbag's hero!
#9
all the time...but I think he thinks he is telling the truth..
 
#11
I think he follows the George Constanza theroy. Its not lie, if you believe its true. On a side note, if someone like Sheepy is tooling on you, it might be time for you to call it day and just quit already.
 

MAV

Registered User
#12
yes, just ask turtle.


EDIT: he already posted his link
 

hoo cares

Building the perfect mousetrap
#13
He not only lies, but sucks at it. His voice rises, he stammers, hell - he makes Big A seem eloquent
 

dodisman

Registered User
#14
i hate him. people who lie like that are the scum of the earth

that bullshit about the Sabbath ticket belonging to Ron was it for me...earl no longer gets a pass
 

fiuspacey

Momus - God of Mockery
#17
I think there's a sickness there. He feels immense pressure to do well at his job (the pressure comes from himself and his own insecurities) so when something goes wrong and he gets called out on it he quickly tries to find the quickest excuse he can come up with. Then those get called out and he keeps going and going until he lies himself into a corner, and that's when the real stammering starts. It's actually kind of sad, I feel bad for the guy.
 

CM Mark

The East is Ours!
#19
Earl is like a lawyer.


He's only lying when his lips are moving
 

balt

ok terrific
#21
I think there's a sickness there. He feels immense pressure to do well at his job (the pressure comes from himself and his own insecurities) so when something goes wrong and he gets called out on it he quickly tries to find the quickest excuse he can come up with. Then those get called out and he keeps going and going until he lies himself into a corner, and that's when the real stammering starts. It's actually kind of sad, I feel bad for the guy.
Dunno. Being under pressure doesn't prevent a person from spending some extra time to make sure they are prepared. Does Earl ever seem prepared for anything? :haha7:
 

THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
#22
all the time...but I think he thinks he is telling the truth..
that is why i chose never, lying is a state of mind, to earl. i went out with a girl that was a pathological lier, in her mind she was not lying she was telling her version of the truth in her mind
 

maz

TRueWDTer
#24
i've always (pretty much)refrained from insulting earl
but listening to the first seg today , ugghh
he's fucking awful on the radio
other than being a fish in a barrel for EVERYONE
i don't know why he still has a job
 
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