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Doctors warn of 'aggressive' new sexually-transmitted superbug

Discussion in 'Science, Math, History and Language Studies' started by Hudson, May 8, 2013.

  1. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    Doctors warn of 'aggressive' new sexually-transmitted superbug

     
  2. Mags

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    Oh bullshit. Just another scare to stop us from enjoying sex.
     
  3. rockpup

    rockpup Sick Puppy

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    See? Having sex in hazmat gear is not kinky, just forward thinking.
     
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  4. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Were all the real doctors in the world too busy to comment? They went with the opinion of some eye-of-newt hippy witch doctor?
     
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  5. Lord Zero

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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naturopathy
     
  6. Mags

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  7. DR. Jimcy M.E.

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    There goes my trip to Thailand.
     
  8. Lord Zero

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    +25 STD immunity
    -$700
     
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  9. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    warlocks are a dps class, noob
     
  10. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Pretty sure you need a meth fueled raw dogging sex orgy to make it so.
     
  11. Mags

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    Oh sorry. How about some faggotty Mage or something?
     
  12. DR. Jimcy M.E.

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    Fuck you and your siphon life.
     
  13. Lord Zero

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    Queer Mages are better than Faggoty Mages. Faggoty Mages start out with 300 T-cell hit points, but Queer Mages start out with 600.
     
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  14. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    priests, paladins, shamans, druids and monks heal. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT!
     
  15. DR. Jimcy M.E.

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    Faggots are queers, and queers are faggots, and when you get a faggoty queer you have a monk.
     
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  16. Lord Zero

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    A queer faggot is a dwarf.
     
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  17. BIV

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    A gay faggot is an elf.
     
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  18. Neckbeard

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    Dwarves aren't gay.
     
  19. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Someone needs a refresher course on dwarven biology.
    • Dwarves have hands
    • Hands grip cocks
    I rest my case.
     
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  20. DR. Jimcy M.E.

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    [​IMG]
     
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  21. Wrecktum

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    So this crackpot is basically a larper. Continue fucking people nothing to see here.
     
  22. Psychopath

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    I know what I'm naming my next bacteria strain in plague inc.
     
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  23. BIV

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    Might as well be. The women have beards...so it's pretty hard to tell them apart. And Dwarfs drink a lot. It is known they sometimes bugger each other by mistake.


    It is known.
     
  24. d0uche_n0zzle

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    Those are Gnomes. Buggers of the small world.
     
  25. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    No, no. Gnomes build steam powered machines to bugger themselves with.
     

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