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Does The FBI Consider You A Terrorist? Answer A Few Simple Questions To Find Out

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Kirk Strong, Aug 11, 2011.

  1. Kirk Strong

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    How many did you check off?

    Do you demand privacy? You must be with AQ

    Do you pay with cash? Why do you hate America?

    Do you shave or some times skip a day shaving? You hate the troops!
     
  2. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    [video=youtube;anwy2MPT5RE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE[/video]
     
  3. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    -Possesses little knowledge of intended purchase items.

    Holy shit, my mom bought an iPhone and she cant work it for shit! BRB, gotta go waterboard the obvious Al Qaeda sleeper cell bitch.
     
  4. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    Soo because I blame the Jews I am a terrorist? And here all this time I thought I was Mel Gibson.
     
  5. the Streif

    the Streif ¡¡¡¡sıʞunɹɹɹɹɹɹɹℲ
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    At least they aren't looking for people that want those dangerous daytime flashlights.
     
  6. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    1) Nope. No need for water proofed matches with a lighter.

    2) MRE's? Pffftttt...Until,they make a good cheesesteak
    I'll stick to Tony Luke's.

    3) No need for that shit. I have a flashlight app on my phone.

    4) Does "People" count?

    5) I don't need help shooting. My arm is steady as a rock.

    Nope. Guess I'm not a terrorist.
     
  7. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    I chortled.
     
  8. whiskeyguy

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    :icon_lol:

    Missed that on the first pass.
     
  9. Josh_R

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    No, sir. Everyone knows there is an exception for that.
     
  10. hardhead

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    great so now the woman at the surplus shop thinks i'm a terrorist
     
  11. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    I fucked up on "How much do you love America? A) This much. or B) Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much.

    This is probably one of Kirk's worst threads. It's not even like ridiculously general concepts that would cause people to become paranoid. It's like if the dude who owned the store in Falling Down went to the local Army-Navy store without any tact or intelligence.

    No shit, the scene's on YouTube

     
  12. Kirk Strong

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    The FBI's number one suspect.

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  13. Psychopath

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    Rusty Shackleford, is a know paranoid person.
     
  14. Buster H

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    saw this on another one of the forums I frequent. Not sure if the got guy it from the same source as Kirk. This type of shit wouldn't surprise me though
     
  15. Party Rooster

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    ARE YOU A CONSPIRACY THEORIST?
    How many can you check off?

    Do you see things in only black and white? You must listen to Alex Jones!

    Do you exaggerate the significance of government memos? You listen to Coast to Coast!

    Do you fail to see logic when it bites you in the nose? You actually PAY to subscribe to Prison Planet!

    Do you not understand properly the idea of causation and correlation? Your homepage is set to Infowars!
     
  16. Kirk Strong

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    I checked off one.
     

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