Dog comes home with human hand


What's black and white and red all over?
I remember an old National Lampoon cartoon of Lassie holding a little arm. Mom says what's wrong girl? Is Timmy in trouble? Screw it, I'll go find it.

Seems the photoshop people have made it into a political cartoon. Imagine the lil arm.

Dog comes home with human hand
Body found near canal in Mission believed to be that of an immigrant.
By Lynn Brezosky
Updated 09:53 p.m., Thursday, August 11, 2011

BROWNSVILLE — A family dog in Mission brought home a severed human hand Thursday, launching a search that turned up the body of a suspected unauthorized immigrant, police said.

Sgt. Jody Tittle said police were called to a residence around 8:25 a.m. on reports that the family's black Labrador retriever had the hand in its mouth.

Police searched with the assistance of Border Patrol search dogs for about 21/2 hours before coming upon the body of a man near a canal.

Tittle said the body appeared to have been there two to three weeks, and that the man's clothing had paperwork leading officials to believe he was an immigrant.

Tittle said police were reaching out to the Mexican consulate for help identifying the body.

The case was being treated as a homicide pending an autopsy, Tittle said.

He said the body was found along a rural route that led back about a mile to the Rio Grande.


Registered User
...launching a search that turned up the body of a suspected unauthorized immigrant, police said.
That's a new one.


Wackbag's Best Conservative
I hope they burn the body before it has a chance to reanimate.


All out of Bubble Gum.
So does the dog have 4 paws and a human hand growing or has one of the paws turned into a human hand?


I want to fuck your girlfriend.
Browsville? Sounds like a cartel killing to me.