dolly parton

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would you? i would. im watching 9 to 5 yea its 27 years old but i just went to her web site and even if she looks half as good as the photo shops id hit it :action-sm its a funny fucking movie
 

THE FEZ MAN

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brown beer
 

Smokezilla

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I heard they recycled her cunt by sticking-in a country ham and pulled-out the bone.:icon_wink
 

jackjack

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According to IMDB, January 19, 1946.
She's pushing 62.

I wouldn't hit it.
 

YaHearIHearMe

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Well with what FezMan is watching we talking about 27yrs ago back than when I was 7 I would of hit it
or wait it i was this old now then yes I would hit yeah something like that
 

PDX909

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I heard they recycled her cunt by sticking-in a country ham and pulled-out the bone.:icon_wink
That's fucking funny.. I used to work with a woman we all called 'hambone'..wow talk about giving me a flashback.

As for Dolly 27 years ago, I'd definitely give her one... meh, even 7 years ago, she has a great ass.
 

gleet

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That shit is all held up with high tensile strength steel. You take it all off and it heads for the ground. Gravity is a bitch and that bitch has been working hard for 62 years. Then you add in the blue veined roadmaps on her tits and you got yourself one fine treat.
 

YaHearIHearMe

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That shit is all held up with high tensile strength steel. You take it all off and it heads for the ground. Gravity is a bitch and that bitch has been working hard for 62 years. Then you add in the blue veined roadmaps on her tits and you got yourself one fine treat.
Mmmm stop your geting me all excited
 

gleet

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Mmmm stop your geting me all excited
Oh yeah? You like that? Here's more: That's a wig, of course. Used to be short brown hair under there, now it is probably short gray hair. So she looks like Bob, with udders.
 

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It's got to wreck a persons self esteem to have to put on that much makeup just to make an appearance. What happens when they look at the photos of the performance and then themselves in the mirror after waking up?

Anyone remember Mary Kay Place, the hot piece of ass from 'Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman' back in the early 70s?
Have you seen her on Showtime's 'Big Love'? Thats what you're supposed to look like at those ages.
 

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dolly parton can fart in my mouth and i wouldnt mind. shes a big titted legend and an american hero.
 

pure_waves

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oh and, 9-5...i actually hate all three of those whores, but love the movie. go figure.
 

THE FEZ MAN

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dolly parton can fart in my mouth and i wouldnt mind. shes a big titted legend and an american hero.
yep, apparently she's very nice also. my mom's neighbor met her at her theme park, has the photo's to prove it. apparently my mom's neighbor was complaining about the condition of a bath room, and dolly was there that day, and personally apologized and had all the bathrooms cleaned....
 

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I've always had a thing for Dolly. That giggle/laugh has always given me lead in my pencil.

I'd still hit it. I'm more than half her age....A glorified couger!(with big tits!)
 

Razor Roman

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Of course. You'd have to. You couldn't turn down Marilyn Monroe, Cindy Crawford, Jane Fonda (liberal cunt)... and you can't turn down Dolly Parton.
 

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I remember doing an impression of her as a kid that involved a big tshirt and my using my knees as boobies.
 

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It was actually a brilliant movie and she was smoking back then god could u imagen her bush back then too? like a little blonde pillow. ahhh