Dominic Barbara's abandoned house

Creasy Bear

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Poor guy. My heart really goes out to him. Thoughts and prayers in these difficult times, Mr. Barbara.
 

OilyJillFart

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He drank a quart of vodka a day. He stopped showering. "I had four or five dinners a night," he said, ....

He was going to jump off his balcony. "But I'm too fat to get over the rail," he said.
Those lines paint quite a picture..
 

UCJOE

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Now he is selling a diet pill o_O
 

gleet

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Those lines paint quite a picture..
He was going to jump off his balcony. "But I'm too fat to get over the rail," he said.
Is that part of his new diet pill sales pitch?

"Take off those pounds, then kill yourself."
 

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Not that I believe for two seconds that that selfish pig ever really contemplated suicide, but how fucking hilarious would it have been to see his bloated and shattered carcass splayed out on the pavement? I would've made that picture my screen saver.
 

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When his diet pill fails miserably I hope he pulls a Harry Chapin and his big fat greasy head is rolling along the l.i.e
 
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Not that I believe for two seconds that that selfish pig ever really contemplated suicide, but how fucking hilarious would it have been to see his bloated and shattered carcass splayed out on the pavement? I would've made that picture my screen saver.
Hopefully torn apart by woodland creatures as well...
 

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Not that I believe for two seconds that that selfish pig ever really contemplated suicide, but how fucking hilarious would it have been to see his bloated and shattered carcass splayed out on the pavement? I would've made that picture my screen saver.
I was thinking more of a drowning suicide. I like the idea of his corpse floating around like a bloated, discolored sea mine.
 
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Hmmm I found a listing and the fireplace/indoor pool looks the same...

http://www.mweinrealty.com/default.asp?f=listing_details&listingid=156800&listingtype=7





DESCRIPTION

6
Bedrooms
4,500
Square Feet
2
Garage/Parking
4.5
Bathrooms
2.50 Acres
Lot Size
N/A
HOA/Fees
1966
Year Built
N/A
Min. Down
1
Floors
Sprawling home on 2.5 waterfront acres with private sandy beach. Features waterside outdoor pool and heated indoor pool. Designed for entertaining, expansive poolside deck, all on one level. Fabulous views of Gardiners Bay. Master Bedroom with deck. Media room with fireplace. Waterviews from kitchen and living room, formal dining room. Available MD-LD $150,000, June $55,000, July $65,000, Aug-LD $65,000.

Cheap pricks... can't look up GIS data for that town.
 

JoeyDVDZ

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So what is that, a rental? 150k for 3 months living there? Must be nice to be rich.
 
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So what is that, a rental? 150k for 3 months living there? Must be nice to be rich.
Yep 150k for Memorial Day until Labor Day. Kinda weird it is only for rent and not for sale though.

Wonder what the property taxes are like...
 

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You can tell by the pictures that the place was a pigsty shit hole even while Dominick was living there.

And what the fuck is up with the Vaseline and ping-pong paddle in the bedroom? I shudder to think.

 

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The rubber is worn off that ping pong paddle. Somebody must have been a naughty boy.
 

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Yep 150k for Memorial Day until Labor Day. Kinda weird it is only for rent and not for sale though.

Wonder what the property taxes are like...

Shelter Island is a virtual private Island. You need to take a ferry on/off the place and the local PD's always have a compliance/seat belt check awaiting for you.
 

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How long has that place not been lived in? The tv is really old and there is a cassette tape laying around. This couldnt have happened to a better person. I can just imagine how this went downhill and the place slowly destroyed, hopefully like his life.

Three hole just have him walk the boards over the pool and you will get your wish, you might even get to hear him yell mayday, mayday.
 

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I wonder if the listing is the same house. Or it may be a McMansion and the same builder built some of the other buildings on the island.
 
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He should have just jumped off the ferry in Gardiner's Bay/Plum Gut.. current would have swept him right out.
 
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Yep...


I wish there was some sort time stamp to when the pict was taken...