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Donkey Sex Suspect, Says It's His Constitutional Right To Have Sex With Animals

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    Those are the eye's of a man who found a loophole around dealing with women's bullshit.

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    Whoever walked in on him is a cock blocker. Obviously they were making love. Mind your own business.
     
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    I just realized I think I stole my line from Greg Geraldo's bit about gay guys being so happy because they never have to deal with women.

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    Donkey Sex Suspect, Says It's His Constitutional Right To Have Sex With Animals


    I think his defense argument pretty much negates his status as a "suspected" donkey fucker.
     
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    Did they lock Kinky Kelly up too?
     
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    I would love to see this guy have his teeth kicked in by a horse.
     
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    What if he's a masochist with a hoof fetish?
     
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    I used to work with a Mexican that was telling me the local priest in his village had to give the men and boys a talking to about the sin of burro fucking, which apparently was rampant. Of course I made fun of him for about a year afterwards. I used to ask him about if they would let guys take their burros to the movies, and if you pet it and kiss it, or just start fucking. How awful does a girl feel when he left you for a burro?
     
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    Is he from Columbia?


     
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    What's he supposed to fuck now, fish? That's for the birds.
     
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    Well, in all fairness, the Constitution only lists like 2 crimes, and this isn't one of them....
     
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    One crime and one crime only is mentioned by name in the Constitution, treason.
     
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    Of course.
     
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    Hey, better the donkey than your STD-ridden ass, right?


    I don't live anywhere near Ocala. Seems like all the crazy shit happens on the peninsula, not up here in the panhandle.
     
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    See what human women do to men?
     
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