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  1. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    I live on the 12th floor of a building. Renting. My neighbors beneath me are big into weed (and I'm reasonably sure they're into crack on the odd occasion). I'm not. I prefer either Booze or Pills to get myself fucked up, once in a blue moon.

    Problem is, I think weed reeks like Death. The fumes come into my apartment via the balcony that's often open as it's summer. Or through the vents in my kitchen, as it's an old shit building, with all oven vents connected.

    Any of you Baggers know of a way to subtly voice my discontent through some sort of vile guerrilla tactics, that won't get me evicted? I've already let the rental office know, as well as their head office. Still happening.

    My initial thought involves a jar, some pureed chicken, and a half gallon of milk left in the sun for a week or so. Then funnel it down to their balcony from mine after the mess has liquified properly.
     
  2. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    Did you try talking to them?
     
  3. lajikal

    lajikal Registered User

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    Being that you're in ny, I wouldn't even get my hands dirty. Hire some Russians for a quick job and be done with it.
     
  4. Poison The Well

    Poison The Well Somebody poisoned the water-hole!

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    Leave a passive aggressive not on their door.
     
  5. weeniewawa

    weeniewawa it's a man, baby!!!

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    shoot them all, you wil be the last person they suspect

    OH wait you already complained

    go the ruskie route
     
  6. Mother Shucker

    Mother Shucker I'm over here now.

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    "weed reaks of death"???? Listen, I have not smoked in 20 years due to testing, but when I smell it, it is like smelling God's nectar.
     
  7. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    deer estrus
     
  8. CousinDave

    CousinDave Registered User

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    If they've got drugs in the apartment they are violating the lease, tell the landlord / property manager to fix the problem or you're leaving.

    Even in this economy a landlord does not want to lose a good tenant
     
  9. kidconnor

    kidconnor 55gallon hog

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    Crack smells like burning plastic.

    Sent from my ADR6300 using Tapatalk
     
  10. Neon

    Neon ネオン
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    The second best thing about weed is the smell.
     
  11. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    Did somebody say crack??
     
  12. Psychopath

    Psychopath Plata O Plomo

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    Police, call them you will.
     
  13. Poison The Well

    Poison The Well Somebody poisoned the water-hole!

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    I can agree with his distaste for the smell of burnt weed. I fucking hate the smell.


    Sorry, I have to:

    It reeks you say?
    [​IMG]
     
  14. Neon

    Neon ネオン
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    Holy shit. Nobody click on that spoiler.

    It rhymes with "I've been high for a week"
     
  15. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    Nope. He enjoys rapping freestyle off his balcony, while yelling incoherently at random people 11 stories down. Not going near that mess.

    Tried that. Cops up here don't give a shit about that kind of thing.

    Yeah, oddly enough, not a fan of weed smell. Turns my stomach.
     
  16. Poison The Well

    Poison The Well Somebody poisoned the water-hole!

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    teeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
     
  17. Hate & Discontent

    Hate & Discontent Yo, homie. Is that my briefcase?

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    That's fucking hysterical.
     
  18. OilyJillFart

    OilyJillFart Well-Lubed Member

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    I'd say time to move.
    Noone likes feeling forced to leave by lesser scum, but it's probably the best option.

    Serves your shitty landlord right, let him put another one of them in your apartment. You go where people act civil.
     
  19. blazin

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    [video=youtube;2D-PFdCup2E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D-PFdCup2E[/video]
     
  20. UCJOE

    UCJOE I have a lot of business with the Chinese

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    This - a pretty easy, common sense answer
     
  21. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    Eh. Will give it a go. Maybe that route will work.
     
  22. the Streif

    the Streif ¡¡¡¡sıʞunɹɹɹɹɹɹɹℲ
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    Yes, leave a passive aggressive nothing duct taped firmly to their door. Or don't, either way they'll get the message! :icon_mrgr
     
  23. justifyyourgarb

    justifyyourgarb You drab South Bend cocksuckers are all the same.

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    I don't like the way my neighbor's cooking smells, but I'm not a big enough dick to try to tell them what they should be doing it their apartment.

    They put up with me, I put up with them.
     
  24. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    If they were your average human beings, the above picture would not apply.
     
  25. Don the Radio Guy

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    Cooking food isn't illegal. I second the landlord notification. You don't have to put up with that shit.
     

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