Druggie Neighbors

Yesterdays Hero

She's better than you, Smirkalicious.
#1
I live on the 12th floor of a building. Renting. My neighbors beneath me are big into weed (and I'm reasonably sure they're into crack on the odd occasion). I'm not. I prefer either Booze or Pills to get myself fucked up, once in a blue moon.

Problem is, I think weed reeks like Death. The fumes come into my apartment via the balcony that's often open as it's summer. Or through the vents in my kitchen, as it's an old shit building, with all oven vents connected.

Any of you Baggers know of a way to subtly voice my discontent through some sort of vile guerrilla tactics, that won't get me evicted? I've already let the rental office know, as well as their head office. Still happening.

My initial thought involves a jar, some pureed chicken, and a half gallon of milk left in the sun for a week or so. Then funnel it down to their balcony from mine after the mess has liquified properly.
 

LiddyRules

I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy
#2
Did you try talking to them?
 

lajikal

Registered User
#3
Being that you're in ny, I wouldn't even get my hands dirty. Hire some Russians for a quick job and be done with it.
 

weeniewawa

it's a man, baby!!!
#5
shoot them all, you wil be the last person they suspect

OH wait you already complained

go the ruskie route
 

Mother Shucker

I'm over here now.
#6
"weed reaks of death"???? Listen, I have not smoked in 20 years due to testing, but when I smell it, it is like smelling God's nectar.
 

CousinDave

Registered User
#8
If they've got drugs in the apartment they are violating the lease, tell the landlord / property manager to fix the problem or you're leaving.

Even in this economy a landlord does not want to lose a good tenant
 

kidconnor

55gallon hog
#9
Crack smells like burning plastic.

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Neon

ネオン
Donator
#10
The second best thing about weed is the smell.
 

Poison The Well

Somebody poisoned the water-hole!
#13
I can agree with his distaste for the smell of burnt weed. I fucking hate the smell.


Sorry, I have to:

It reeks you say?
 

Neon

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Donator
#14
I can agree with his distaste for the smell of burnt weed. I fucking hate the smell.


Sorry, I have to:

It reeks you say?
Holy shit. Nobody click on that spoiler.

It rhymes with "I've been high for a week"
 

Yesterdays Hero

She's better than you, Smirkalicious.
#15
Did you try talking to them?
Nope. He enjoys rapping freestyle off his balcony, while yelling incoherently at random people 11 stories down. Not going near that mess.

Police, call them you will.
Tried that. Cops up here don't give a shit about that kind of thing.

Yeah, oddly enough, not a fan of weed smell. Turns my stomach.
 

OilyJillFart

Well-Lubed Member
#18
He enjoys rapping freestyle off his balcony, while yelling incoherently at random people 11 stories down.
I'd say time to move.
Noone likes feeling forced to leave by lesser scum, but it's probably the best option.

Serves your shitty landlord right, let him put another one of them in your apartment. You go where people act civil.
 

blazin

Registered User
#19
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UCJOE

I have a lot of business with the Chinese
#20
If they've got drugs in the apartment they are violating the lease, tell the landlord / property manager to fix the problem or you're leaving.

Even in this economy a landlord does not want to lose a good tenant
This - a pretty easy, common sense answer
 

justifyyourgarb

You drab South Bend cocksuckers are all the same.
#23
I don't like the way my neighbor's cooking smells, but I'm not a big enough dick to try to tell them what they should be doing it their apartment.

They put up with me, I put up with them.
 

Yesterdays Hero

She's better than you, Smirkalicious.
#24
I don't like the way my neighbor's cooking smells, but I'm not a big enough dick to try to tell them what they should be doing it their apartment.

They put up with me, I put up with them.


If they were your average human beings, the above picture would not apply.
 
#25
I don't like the way my neighbor's cooking smells, but I'm not a big enough dick to try to tell them what they should be doing it their apartment.

They put up with me, I put up with them.
Cooking food isn't illegal. I second the landlord notification. You don't have to put up with that shit.
 
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