'Drunk' man pees on 11-year-old girl on JetBlue flight

Dec 8, 2004
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It was plane madness.

Chaos erupted on JetBlue's red-eye flight from Portland, Ore., to JFK yesterday when a drunk allegedly urinated on a sleeping 11-year-old girl.

The youngster was traveling with her sister and dad, and had been left alone for a few minutes while the others used the lavatories.



Robert Vietze, 18, of South Warren Vt., stumbled from his seat five rows behind her and emptied his bladder, a witness said.

"I was drunk, and I did not realize I was pissing on her leg," the 6-foot-4, 195-pound Vietze said, according to law-enforcement sources. He later claimed to have consumed eight alcoholic beverages.

The girl's father caught Vietze midstream.

"I woke up to this man yelling and literally looking like he was about to punch this kid in the face," said the witness, who asked not to be identified.

"The father was screaming, 'F - - k that kid! I don't want him near my family!' " the passenger said.

Flight attendants separated the pair and removed Vietze to the back of the plane. They attempted to clean up the mess with liquid soap from the bathrooms, and helped to comfort the traumatized girl.

But the 5½-hour flight from hell was not over yet.

Roughly an hour before the plane landed, another passenger began to complain of chest pains, then vomited.

"Is anybody on this flight a nurse or a doctor?" the pilot said over the public-address system. "We have a medical emergency."

With no volunteers, the flight crew kept the man calm and tried to tidy him up, again raiding the liquid-soap container.

"The pilots kept coming out of the cockpit to talk to the flight crew about what was going on," the witness said. "When we landed, the pilot warned us that police were coming."

Six Port Authority cops met the plane at the gate at around 6:30 a.m.

Two escorted the ill passenger off, and four took Vietze into custody.

Vietze was issued a federal summons for indecent exposure and released.
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Oh and:

The US skiing team has dismissed an 18-year-old member of its development squad, after he was accused of getting drunk and then urinating on a fellow passenger aboard a JetBlue flight to New York City.
 

lajikal

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Bet he was drinkin' pabst beer tss
 

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Yesssss!

[video=youtube;hZN565uhnGc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZN565uhnGc&feature=related[/video]
 

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somewhere I read he was either on the olympic skiing team or training to be on it. You have to be pretty fucked up though to get up midflight, piss on a kids leg and not know what you're doing.
 

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somewhere I read he was either on the olympic skiing team or training to be on it. You have to be pretty fucked up though to get up midflight, piss on a kids leg and not know what you're doing.
I knew a kid in college that woke up one night after he passed out, walked into a buddies room and pissed in his closet. Same guy woke up after he passed out and pissed in the kitchen garbage can while we were playing cards and pissed in a friend's plant in the corner of the den while on a road trip.

Some people just can't handle their shit.
 
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[video=youtube;lkTqOf8SeLE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkTqOf8SeLE[/video]

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listen to the words maaaaannnnn
 

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How is this news? Figured this happened all the time and should be encouraged as long as you stick your tongue out and swing side to side like a garden hose.
 

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somewhere I read he was either on the olympic skiing team or training to be on it. You have to be pretty fucked up though to get up midflight, piss on a kids leg and not know what you're doing.
Vietze, of Warren, Vermont, had been nominated to the U.S. Development Alpine Ski Team for the 2011-12 season, the USSA said, placing him among the top young skiers in the country
http://www.reuters.com/article/2011...N320110812?feedType=RSS&feedName=domesticNews

And I find it odd that he was still here in the states and not already in New Zealand training with the rest of the team. If he was on the development team he should have been there.
 

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I knew a kid in college that woke up one night after he passed out, walked into a buddies room and pissed in his closet. Same guy woke up after he passed out and pissed in the kitchen garbage can while we were playing cards and pissed in a friend's plant in the corner of the den while on a road trip.

Some people just can't handle their shit.
I was banging a chick once and during it, some dude who was crashing at her house walks into the bedroom and starts pissing on the floor.
 

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I knew a kid in college that woke up one night after he passed out, walked into a buddies room and pissed in his closet. Same guy woke up after he passed out and pissed in the kitchen garbage can while we were playing cards and pissed in a friend's plant in the corner of the den while on a road trip.

Some people just can't handle their shit.
I was banging a chick once and during it, some dude who was crashing at her house walks into the bedroom and starts pissing on the floor.
Will the real Tucker Max please stand up?
 

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I woke up to this man yelling and literally looking like he was about to punch this kid in the face," said the witness.
About to? Ugh... what a pussy. Some drunken fuck pisses on my kid and that fucker's head would be in orbit... no "about to" about it. Drunky's head would be Sputnik.
 

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About to? Ugh... what a pussy. Some drunken fuck pisses on my kid and that fucker's head would be in orbit... no "about to" about it. Drunky's head would be Sputnik.
you are 100% correct. problem is you KNOW they would have arrested the father too regardless.
i still would have broke my hand on his obnoxious looking head though