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'Drunk' man pees on 11-year-old girl on JetBlue flight

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  1. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    The US skiing team has dismissed an 18-year-old member of its development squad, after he was accused of getting drunk and then urinating on a fellow passenger aboard a JetBlue flight to New York City.
     
  2. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Typical South Warren behavior.
     
  3. lajikal

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    Bet he was drinkin' pabst beer tss
     
  4. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    it's not like he fucked her
    and why is "drunk" in quotes? he admitted to having 8 drinks.
     
  5. Warfarer

    Warfarer I can't think of anything funny.

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    Yesssss!

    [video=youtube;hZN565uhnGc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZN565uhnGc&feature=related[/video]
     
  6. NuttyJim

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    somewhere I read he was either on the olympic skiing team or training to be on it. You have to be pretty fucked up though to get up midflight, piss on a kids leg and not know what you're doing.
     
  7. Warfarer

    Warfarer I can't think of anything funny.

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    I knew a kid in college that woke up one night after he passed out, walked into a buddies room and pissed in his closet. Same guy woke up after he passed out and pissed in the kitchen garbage can while we were playing cards and pissed in a friend's plant in the corner of the den while on a road trip.

    Some people just can't handle their shit.
     
  8. BeerBelly

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    [video=youtube;lkTqOf8SeLE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkTqOf8SeLE[/video]

    :action-sm

    listen to the words maaaaannnnn
     
  9. lajikal

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    How is this news? Figured this happened all the time and should be encouraged as long as you stick your tongue out and swing side to side like a garden hose.
     
  10. the Streif

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    http://www.reuters.com/article/2011...N320110812?feedType=RSS&feedName=domesticNews

    And I find it odd that he was still here in the states and not already in New Zealand training with the rest of the team. If he was on the development team he should have been there.
     
  11. Ballbuster1

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    Peeing on an 11 year old girl? Yeah, very drunk or
    extremely kinky and just couldn't contain himself.
     
  12. BeerBelly

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    Oh literal BB1
     
  13. Floyd1977

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    I was banging a chick once and during it, some dude who was crashing at her house walks into the bedroom and starts pissing on the floor.
     
  14. the Streif

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    Will the real Tucker Max please stand up?
     
  15. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    About to? Ugh... what a pussy. Some drunken fuck pisses on my kid and that fucker's head would be in orbit... no "about to" about it. Drunky's head would be Sputnik.
     
  16. jules

    jules uppity taxpayer

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    you are 100% correct. problem is you KNOW they would have arrested the father too regardless.
    i still would have broke my hand on his obnoxious looking head though
     

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