Duct Tape Coffin or Mental Institution

Better Bet Payoff


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LiddyRules

I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy
Jun 1, 2005
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Which would be a better bit payoff
 

Stig

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Jul 26, 2005
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Duct taped and buried.
 

mikek

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Feb 15, 2005
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About 5(-ish) years ago, I remember reading about an undercover reporter who pretended to be a little nutso so he could get committed for a mandatory 3-day stint. (Maybe he was from This American Life)

At the end of the 3 days, the reporter came clean to the doctors. He told them who he was & what he was doing. The doctors refused to release him, saying he was obviously delusional. Luckily, he informed his editors beforehand, so they were able to get him out. Otherwise, he would've been stuck there for quite a while.

Moral of the story: once you're checked into 'the system', you cease to be a human. Scary shit.

Oh, BTW, I'm also fucking insane.
 

mikeyboy

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Guess what just arrived at the studio

 

krisko

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i'm going with mental hospital. as long as there is a way to record what happens in the hospital...shrink appointments and all...i think it could make for quite a funny little bit
 

LiddyRules

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askewcore

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Didnt Fez get Dave to give him 3 points?
 

dbrian56

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Apr 25, 2005
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#14
Sweet christ! I just saw the headline on Fark. Tomorrow's show is gonna end with someone dead... Fez is straight F'ed
 

psyduck

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See ya, my little mohawked budday!!

Godspeed.
 
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#19
Dave should step up and take Fezzy's place today. He never paid off his last bet.

This is going to be painful to listen to Fez panic today. I always feel bad for him in these situations. :(
 

cal5000

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Fez said he would take the points--ROn gave him shit about it, but he did take the points--its either a push or Fez won if it was 3.5.
 

RMPGP

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Feb 16, 2006
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Fez said he would take the points--ROn gave him shit about it, but he did take the points--its either a push or Fez won if it was 3.5.
I hate to say it but they never said the amount of points and I'm sure they didn't decide off the air. It would have made sense for Dave to get the points since his team wasn't favored.
 

TonyBagels

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Feb 15, 2006
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#24
The only thing I wasn't sure about the coffin bit was the duct tape. I thought they'd run it around all of the seams of the tops. Alas, they didn't and just ran strips longitudinally over it. But again, that's really nit-picking