Dumped on Christmas

Suicidebree

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God damn mother fucker. Technically the thread title is a lie since i actually got dumped on New Year's Eve. Fuck me. I was with the girl for nine years and last night she says six months form getting engaged that marrying her best friend wouldnt be enough for her. What a waste of my fucking time? Jokes on her though I've recently dropped 100lbs and will get the rest off by June when is exactly when I start going to my medical school with 200 nurses. I win on christmas.

God damn rich cunt. she was rich though, which sucks.
 

Ego

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Ooofah. Good luck, bro.

Your pastures are looking greener anyway. Maybe one of these med school chicks will be even more loaded.
 

THE FEZ MAN

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Aug 23, 2002
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THIS MAN CAN TELL THE FUTURE~!

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um yea i was thinking that... so did you get dumped on xmass eve or new years, last year... oh and did you get the cunt something for xmass, and if you did i hope you took it back. i had a cunt girl friend that used to dump me in the spring then call me up around thanksgivnig to see what i would buy her.... cunt, im glad the last time i saw her she was disgusting fat
 

Suicidebree

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No i got dumped yesterday, Christmas Eve and your all douches. haha. No we didnt exchange gifts, we bought each other disney trips that we went on last month. not as queer as it sounds. i'm coming off badly.

Cowboys by 7.
 

Dopie Opie

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Now you also say that you were together for nine years, your profile says you are 25. You have been dating this chick since you were 16.

Did you really think you were going to marry her ???

Come on dude, that shit only happens in movies. Move on and enjoy life. Think, now you get to fuck someone else.

Happy New Year
 

Got One?

.....and she was a stewardess.
Aug 3, 2004
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pics, pics, pics.

ok no, give it a few days.

brownies by 113.
 

Kris_LTRMa

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Now you also say that you were together for nine years, your profile says you are 25. You have been dating this chick since you were 16.

Did you really think you were going to marry her ???

Come on dude, that shit only happens in movies. Move on and enjoy life. Think, now you get to fuck someone else.

Happy New Year
Many someone elses - you're off to medical school .. isn't Anatomy 101 a hands on course now?

Good luck kiddo - she's not worth a second thought
 

Glenn Dandy

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Mar 21, 2005
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It's like my father taught me ... Girls are like buses.. there one by every ten minutes.

her loss... go fuck a nurse.
 

Hudson

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Try for a head Nurse..the ones with Callouses on their knees....that old gag..(wow two bad puns in one post! new personal record!)
 

Angelfuck

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Now you also say that you were together for nine years, your profile says you are 25. You have been dating this chick since you were 16.

Did you really think you were going to marry her ???

Come on dude, that shit only happens in movies. Move on and enjoy life. Think, now you get to fuck someone else.

Happy New Year
thanks for the vote of confidence :rolleyes: :p