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  1. mr. sin

    mr. sin Registered User

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    http://www.okcupid.com/profile/foodiepeep

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    **A word of caution, please read my profile carefully before you IM me or respond to my message. Thanks.

    On a serious front, I'm a half white/half Vietnamese female who is divorced, physically disabled, and unable to drive. I'm also extremely chronically ill due to struggling with severe binge eating disorder, and as awful as it is to admit, I have caused myself dire widespread organ, artery, heart, and cognitive damage that may well be irreversible, (I basically am waiting to have a heart attack at any given moment, sadly), as well as very rapidly impending total loss of my eyesight (retinal damage) from unchecked diabetes, which are all causing me constant intense nausea and debilitating exhaustion. I've been attempting to yield proper diagnoses for my symptoms, with no luck thus far, which is frightening. (I say this because it's all part of my daily life and truly makes it hard for me to function.) I'm essentially home bound and have been so for nearly three years, and am loosing my ability to walk now. I am extremely full figured now because of very severe swelling (from a possibly terminal heart condition) and also due to my eating disorder.
     
  2. Absolutely

    Absolutely Self-Heavy

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    I didn't read it all, but she's dying because of binge eating?
    I don't even know what that is... Like eating 20 meals in a day? Just massive food intake?

    She looks a bit like the Ugly Betty chick, though I'm sure much much bigger and gross.
     
  3. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    i put 20$ that photo is at least 10 years old.
     
  4. BeerBelly

    BeerBelly Banned

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    Liar. If you're so smart you wouldn't go in to the military
     
  5. BeerBelly

    BeerBelly Banned

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    why does she look like that lame show ugly betty?
     
  6. mr. sin

    mr. sin Registered User

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    there are more plump pics on her profile
     
  7. lajikal

    lajikal Registered User

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    Holy shit a straight forward girl. She deserves it just based on that. But she's fat, so she could go fuck off.
     
  8. user_name

    user_name Registered User

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    she'll be dead before you can make it to her house
     
  9. MonkeyTits

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    It's a trap.

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  10. Chino Kapone

    Chino Kapone Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?

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  11. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Do you get a medal if you do fuck her?
     
  12. Nick the Pig

    Nick the Pig Scraping a dull comment across your tender eyeball

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    She knows how to sweet talk a man, I'll give her that but she's also got me thinking I have the diabeetuss, I have a lot of those symptoms except for the fatness and Vietnameseness.
     
  13. MurphCO

    MurphCO Well-Known Member
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    Under the following specific criteria:

    She must refer to me as Joe and I refer to her as either Charlie or VC

    We fuck in the doggy style position only, and during the act she must repeatedly say "too beau coup" and at the point of climax she must scream "YOU CACADOW VC, YOU CACADOW VC"

    Those are my demands, the ball is in your court sir/ma'am whichever the case may be.
     
  14. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    I've spanked to worse.
     
  15. Norm Stansfield

    Norm Stansfield 私は亀が好きだ。

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    Does she have pornographic movies, lubricants and amyl nitrate?
     
  16. Mother Shucker

    Mother Shucker I'm over here now.

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    "Me eat food long time..."
     
  17. BeerBelly

    BeerBelly Banned

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    Bad faggot!!! Bad faggot!!!
     
  18. Absolutely

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    I see what you did there...
    I'd do Chloe over this bloated chick
     
  19. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Thats an odd choice for a threesome.
     
  20. MayrMeninoCrash

    MayrMeninoCrash Liberal Psycopath

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    Obviously no meal is "too beaucoup" for her.....
     
  21. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    And her middle name is bacterial vaginosis.
     
  22. Psychopath

    Psychopath Plata O Plomo

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    Obvious troll profile is obvious.
     
  23. lockjaaaaww

    lockjaaaaww All out of Bubble Gum.

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    So if you not eat and/or puke alot everything stops working? Who knew.
     

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