Edible Burger Wrappers


I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.
Move Over, Astronaut Food!: Brazilian Fast Food Chain Introduces Edible Burger Wrappers

Because who wants to waste precious time unwrapping a burger when you could be pumping that meat down your gullet, Brazilian fast food chain Bob's has rolled out edible burger wrappers as part of their "You can't control yourself" marketing campaign. *burps so hard pickles come up* It's true, I really can't control myself! *burping tomato and onion* Haha, if I keep this up and there isn't gonna be any burger left in me! "Sir, we're going to have to ask you to leave." No worries, I was just about to anyways BECAUSE I JUST SAW A ROACH IN THE KITCHEN THE SIZE OF A CHICKEN PATTY. *smashes milkshake on floor and makes a break for it* I'm not sure what the wrappers are made of but I'm assuming it's something not delicious like rice paper. You might want to unwrap that burger after all. Besides, I'm not sure what the big deal is, they've made edible gum wrappers for years now. See? "That's foil, GW -- you're not supposed to eat it." You're not my doctor!



So, what do you wrap the burger in after that so it isn't touched by someone's filthy hands?


What's black and white and red all over?
They had edible Baby Ruth wrappers over 70 years ago.



In The Danger Zone...
Wackbag Staff
Great new idea!

Oh yeah... I remember eating candy wrapped in edible
rice paper back in '71 when I was in Japan.

Lord Zero

Viciously Silly
And they say America's a gluttonous country. Crippling poverty is the only thing keeping Brazilians thin.