Egypt plans 'farewell intercourse law' so husbands can have sex with DEAD wives

Sinn Fein

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Outrage as Egypt plans 'farewell intercourse law' so husbands can have sex with DEAD wives up to six hours after their death

Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives - for up to six hours after their death.
The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament.
It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment.

Controversial: The 'farewell intercourse' law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament
Egypt's National Council for Women is campaigning against the changes, saying that 'marginalising and undermining the status of women would negatively affect the country's human development'.
Dr Mervat al-Talawi, head of the NCW, wrote to the Egyptian People’s Assembly Speaker Dr Saad al-Katatni addressing her concerns.
Egyptian journalist Amro Abdul Samea reported in the al-Ahram newspaper that Talawi complained about the legislations which are being introduced under 'alleged religious interpretations'.


The subject of a husband having sex with his dead wife arose in May 2011 when Moroccan cleric Zamzami Abdul Bari said marriage remains valid even after death.
He also said that women have the right to have sex with her dead husband, alarabiya.net reported.
It seems the topic, which has sparked outrage, has now been picked up on by Egypt's politicians.

TV anchor Jaber al-Qarmouty slammed the notion of letting a husband have sex with his wife after her death under the so-called 'Farewell Intercourse' draft law.
He said: 'This is very serious. Could the panel that will draft the Egyptian constitution possibly discuss such issues? Did Abdul Samea see by his own eyes the text of the message sent by Talawi to Katatni?
'This is unbelievable. It is a catastrophe to give the husband such a right! Has the Islamic trend reached that far? Is there really a draft law in this regard? Are there people thinking in this manner?'
 

LiddyRules

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This is brilliant. If your wife won't put out, you can say "I can legally have sex with your corpse!"
 

JoeyDVDZ

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TV anchor Jaber al-Qarmouty slammed the notion of letting a husband have sex with his wife after her death under the so-called 'Farewell Intercourse' draft law.
He said: 'This is very serious. Could the panel that will draft the Egyptian constitution possibly discuss such issues? Did Abdul Samea see by his own eyes the text of the message sent by Talawi to Katatni?
'This is unbelievable. It is a catastrophe to give the husband such a right! Has the Islamic trend reached that far? Is there really a draft law in this regard? Are there people thinking in this manner?'
At least one muslim dude sees that this is beyond fucked up....
 

Creasy Bear

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At least one muslim dude sees that this is beyond fucked up....
And that would be encouraging if said dude was a government official in a position of power and not just some dopey newsreader.

We're free! Free to fuck corpses! Hooray for freedom! Where the dead women at?!

 
#9
You know your country is fucked when it's Necrophilia is legal! The FUCK!?
 
#10
Thomas Friedman? Paging Thomas L. Friedman. Please come to the mock desk so you can be mocked.
 

Plunkies

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At least one muslim dude sees that this is beyond fucked up....
That was taken out of context. He was upset that he only gets 6 hours and that it didn't also apply to his goats.
 

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This will lead to the zombie apocalypse. We're doomed.
 
#19
I stopped fucking my wife 6 hours after the reception.
 
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