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Egypt plans 'farewell intercourse law' so husbands can have sex with DEAD wives

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  1. Sinn Fein

    Sinn Fein Infidel and White Interloper
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    Outrage as Egypt plans 'farewell intercourse law' so husbands can have sex with DEAD wives up to six hours after their death

     
  2. Atomic Fireball

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    We can't judge, because all cultures are equal.
     
  3. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    This is brilliant. If your wife won't put out, you can say "I can legally have sex with your corpse!"
     
  4. Don the Radio Guy

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    Good job letting those freedom lovers take over.
     
  5. The Godfather

    The Godfather Spark it up for The Godfather and say!!!!!

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    kloraferm Humor is reason gone mad

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    JoeyDVDZ That's MR. MOJO, Motherfucker!

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    At least one muslim dude sees that this is beyond fucked up....
     
  8. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    And that would be encouraging if said dude was a government official in a position of power and not just some dopey newsreader.

    We're free! Free to fuck corpses! Hooray for freedom! Where the dead women at?!

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  9. jsc315

    jsc315 AnalCunt

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    You know your country is fucked when it's Necrophilia is legal! The FUCK!?
     
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    Thomas Friedman? Paging Thomas L. Friedman. Please come to the mock desk so you can be mocked.
     
  11. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    i see no problem here. who are they hurting?
     
  12. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    That was taken out of context. He was upset that he only gets 6 hours and that it didn't also apply to his goats.
     
  14. Motor Head

    Motor Head HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL

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    This will lead to the zombie apocalypse. We're doomed.
     
  15. Chino Kapone

    Chino Kapone Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?

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    Ya gotta get anal somehow.
     
  16. Chin nuts

    Chin nuts Your breath smells like a dead baby's coffin.

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    I prefer the traditional method alcohol and cocaine. Works every time.

    Holy shit those muzzies are beyond stone age...
     
  17. mascan42

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    He'll be the first one against the wall when the Muslim Brotherhood takes power.
     
  18. frankjg

    frankjg doG

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    Stay classy Egypt
     
  19. Jambi

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    I stopped fucking my wife 6 hours after the reception.
     

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