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Doctors Grow Nose on Man’s Forehead



Doctors used a tissue expander to grow a second nose. (Reuters)

After a Chinese man’s nose was irreparably damaged from infection, his doctors decided to “grow” a second nose on the man’s forehead to replace the original nose.

The patient, identified only as Xiaolian according to Reuters, has his nose damaged from an infection following a car accident. His doctors decided the only way to reconstruct his nose was to surgically form a new one on the 22-year-old’s forehead.

Tissue expanders were placed under the skin and then cut to resemble a nose. According to local media, doctors expect to implant the new nose soon.

Dr. Patrick Byrne, the director of Facial, Plastic and Reconstruction Surgery at Johns Hopkins Medical Center, said foreskin skin is used to help reform noses because it is the closest match to skin on the nose. However, usually the nose is reformed during surgery instead of on a patient’s forehead.

“My guess would be that they felt that the tissue in the nose was so damaged they had to use the forehead skin on the interior part of the nose,” said Byrne. “It’ll be a real nose and [have a] breathing passage way.”

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2013/09/25/doctors-grow-nose-on-mans-forehead/


Never mind the superfluous nose, what is that thing in his hair?
 

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Dr. Patrick Byrne, the director of Facial, Plastic and Reconstruction Surgery at Johns Hopkins Medical Center, said foreskin skin is used to help reform noses because it is the closest match to skin on the nose.
Wait, what?
Dicknose?
 

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Dr. Patrick Byrne, the director of Facial, Plastic and Reconstruction Surgery at Johns Hopkins Medical Center, said foreskin skin is used to help reform noses because it is the closest match to skin on the nose. However, usually the nose is reformed during surgery instead of on a patient’s forehead.

“My guess would be that they felt that the tissue in the nose was so damaged they had to use the forehead skin on the interior part of the nose,” said Byrne. “It’ll be a real nose and [have a] breathing passage way.”
"Also, I bet those chinks are laughing their asses off right now", Dr. Byrne added.
 

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You blow a booger out it goes straight up and then falls on your head.
Bet he would look cute with a nose ring.
 

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He could slick his hair back with a conveniently placed gel dispenser, just add avian flu.
 

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If he runs backwards he has a hood scoop.
 

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Michael Jackson paid thousands of dollars for the same dainty proboscis that this Chinaman sports now.
 

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Two men save shark from choking on moose

According to CBC.ca, two Newfoundland men saved a shark from choking on a moose.

Derrick Chaulk was driving by the Norris Arm North harbor and thought he saw a beached whale. But when he went closer to investigate, Chaulk realized it was a Greenland shark. And it was choking.

"[The moose] had the fur and all the liner on it -- it was about 2 feet long, maybe," Chaulk said.

Chaulk and another man, Jeremy Ball, started pulling on the moose, CBS.ca reported.

"A couple yanks and it just came right out," he said.

Chaulk and Ball then pushed the shark back into the water. After being still for a few minutes, water starting coming off the shark's gills and it headed back out to sea.

"It was a good feeling to see that shark swim out, knowing that you saved his life," Chaulk said. "There was a few people up on the bank watching and once that shark swam out and lifted his tail, and then swam all the way out, everybody just clapped."

Greenland sharks are rarely seen on the northeast coast of Newfoundland, CBC.ca reported.

http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/24082762/two-men-save-shark-from-choking-on-moose#axzz2ls3hXQcu
 
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Two men save shark from choking on moose

According to CBC.ca, two Newfoundland men saved a shark from choking on a moose.

Derrick Chaulk was driving by the Norris Arm North harbor and thought he saw a beached whale. But when he went closer to investigate, Chaulk realized it was a Greenland shark. And it was choking.

"[The moose] had the fur and all the liner on it -- it was about 2 feet long, maybe," Chaulk said.

Chaulk and another man, Jeremy Ball, started pulling on the moose, CBS.ca reported.

"A couple yanks and it just came right out," he said.

Chaulk and Ball then pushed the shark back into the water. After being still for a few minutes, water starting coming off the shark's gills and it headed back out to sea.

"It was a good feeling to see that shark swim out, knowing that you saved his life," Chaulk said. "There was a few people up on the bank watching and once that shark swam out and lifted his tail, and then swam all the way out, everybody just clapped."

Greenland sharks are rarely seen on the northeast coast of Newfoundland, CBC.ca reported.

http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/24082762/two-men-save-shark-from-choking-on-moose#axzz2ls3hXQcu
What am I missing here?
 
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What's a shark choking on a moose have to do with a chink with a nose on his forehead?
 

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Doctors Grow Nose on Man’s Forehead



Doctors used a tissue expander to grow a second nose. (Reuters)

After a Chinese man’s nose was irreparably damaged from infection, his doctors decided to “grow” a second nose on the man’s forehead to replace the original nose.

The patient, identified only as Xiaolian according to Reuters, has his nose damaged from an infection following a car accident. His doctors decided the only way to reconstruct his nose was to surgically form a new one on the 22-year-old’s forehead.

Tissue expanders were placed under the skin and then cut to resemble a nose. According to local media, doctors expect to implant the new nose soon.

Dr. Patrick Byrne, the director of Facial, Plastic and Reconstruction Surgery at Johns Hopkins Medical Center, said foreskin skin is used to help reform noses because it is the closest match to skin on the nose. However, usually the nose is reformed during surgery instead of on a patient’s forehead.

“My guess would be that they felt that the tissue in the nose was so damaged they had to use the forehead skin on the interior part of the nose,” said Byrne. “It’ll be a real nose and [have a] breathing passage way.”

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2013/09/25/doctors-grow-nose-on-mans-forehead/


Never mind the superfluous nose, what is that thing in his hair?
What a snob.
 
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Nothing, it has to do with the end times.
Oh okay, it's been a while. I remember the four horsemen, the goat with seven horns, and the talking walnut, but I guess I never made it to the choking shark and the two-nosed gook.
 

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Oh okay, it's been a while. I remember the four horsemen, the goat with seven horns, and the talking walnut, but I guess I never made it to the choking shark and the two-nosed gook.
Check out Revelations, it has been prophesized

11.19–15.4 Zipper-eyed men from the East shall bear four nostrils; ancient fish shall perish upon elk entrails
 

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What's a shark choking on a moose have to do with a chink with a nose on his forehead?
All will be made clear when Gozer the Traveller comes in the form of a Giant Sloar! Many Shubs and Zulls will know what it is to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar on that day I can tell you.