Eva Longoria wedding

umo

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NBA player Tony Parker and Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria tied the knot in Paris. Longoria was a beautiful bride and the couple received many expensive gifts. The newlywed couple still scratching their heads over the gift they got from NFL quarterback Michael Vick...a puppy.
 

Warfarer

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She is still a gorgeous woman but her star sure has seemed to burn out. About a year ago she was on the cover of every magazine out there and you rarely see her anymore.
 

GLENN_THE_TOOL

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we need some really HOT pics of her in this thread so we can all spank out a batch and then silently cry to ourselves afterwards.
 

umo

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Eva Longoria without makeup makes Stalker Patti look pretty. Note the budding mustache.

 

Simby19

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haha I'm a chick and I even have no interest in this thread.
 

frago

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Eva Longoria without makeup makes Stalker Patti look pretty. Note the budding mustache.

FUCKING MAKEUP IS SOME SCARY SHIT. :icon_eek:
 

LiddyRules

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I never thought Eva Longoria was attractive. I really consider her so overrated in the looks department. Marcia Cross and Hatcher are hotter Housewives, Cross especially.

But on topic, why should we care.
 

gleet

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I had a friend who worked Customs where lots of the Hollywood people would come thru to go make films in Canada. He said one of their favorite tricks for traveling without being recognized was to leave the makeup off, and sometimes the wig or rug. He wouldn't know them until he saw their passport.