There is this one motherfucker that works in my office that I absolutely want to fucking beat until he has to breathe through a tube for the rest of his life. He is sitting behind me sniffing every five seconds, slurping his awful smelling soup and now I will have to endure this cocksucker burping and sniffing all fucking day. I am sitting here thinking how wonderful it would be to slam an ax into the back of his head mid slurp. He turns his shitty buttery beats (linger longer) on and ask how everyone likes techno. I HATE this motherfucker.