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Ex-Warrant Singer Jani Lane Dead at 47

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  1. MayrMeninoCrash

    MayrMeninoCrash Liberal Psycopath

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    http://www.thegauntlet.com/article/1654/22333/Ex-Warrant-Singer-Jani-Lane-Dead-at-47

    [video=youtube;rrSdXtFJG20]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrSdXtFJG20&ob=av2e[/video]
     
  2. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    I guessed God needed a singer for a really shitty band.
     
  3. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    Hahahahahahahahaha.
     
  4. BullsLawDan

    BullsLawDan She A Great Big Fat Person?

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    I guess God was hungry for some cherry pie.
     
  5. kloraferm

    kloraferm Humor is reason gone mad

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    When I saw the TMZ pic, for a sec, I thought it was Brett Michaels!
     
  6. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    Seriously dude, don't joke about that. Remember when he had that goofy brain disorder and it turned out that he was the greatest guy alive and his death would have been a tragedy that this nation would have never recovered from?
     
  7. CM Mark

    CM Mark The East is Ours!

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    I hope heaven isnt too far away for Jani.
     
  8. Stormrider666

    Stormrider666 Hell is home.

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    Anybody who has seen what Jani Lane has looked like in his post-Warrant years is not surprised by this news. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
     
  9. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    I'm glad I'm not a drug addict because I don't want to die in a Comfort Inn... I really, really don't.

    Shit... I don't want to sleep in a Comfort Inn let alone die in one.
     
  10. ruckstande

    ruckstande Posts mostly from the shitter.

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    Heaven was closer than he thought.

    (I wonder how many times I can keep using that joke?)
     
  11. BullsLawDan

    BullsLawDan She A Great Big Fat Person?

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    How far away was heaven?



    Sent from my ADR6400L using Tapatalk
     
  12. BullsLawDan

    BullsLawDan She A Great Big Fat Person?

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    Was it really far away, or not?










    This one will be beat into the ground... Just trying to get ahead of it.

    Sent from my phone which is way cooler than yours using Tapatalk
     
  13. poppAwoody

    poppAwoody C colon enter

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  14. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Comfort Inn wasnt too far away
    getting closer to it every day
    no matter was Super 8 might saaaay


    Yeah, I hate myself.
     
  15. mikeybot

    mikeybot SPANAKOPITA!!!

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    I guess he's where the Down Boys go
     
  16. CM Mark

    CM Mark The East is Ours!

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    You might feel better about yourself if you have a nice big slice of cherry pie
     
  17. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Oh, Im sorry we were looking for a bad Heaven joke... sorry.
     
  18. JimsInfectedEye

    JimsInfectedEye That's very hurtful, sir.

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    Please don't tell me he was on with Dr. Drew.
     
  19. mikeybot

    mikeybot SPANAKOPITA!!!

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    Dirty rotten filthy stinking dead?
     
  20. Stormrider666

    Stormrider666 Hell is home.

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    Yeah we might as well lock the thread now. Its not going to get any better than this.
     
  21. ruckstande

    ruckstande Posts mostly from the shitter.

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    Did someone find his body near a wishing well?
     
  22. mikeybot

    mikeybot SPANAKOPITA!!!

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    Was it near Uncle Tom's coffin?
     
  23. Stormrider666

    Stormrider666 Hell is home.

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    You're 2 for 2 Mikeybot. Think you have another hit in you?
     
  24. mikeybot

    mikeybot SPANAKOPITA!!!

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    I might need some time for a third.
    Stolen from a friend "I'm shocked. I figured he wouldn't die until Bret Michaels did it first"


    Umm, sometimes he dies?

    Obvious, well, he's 6 feet under now
     
  25. ruckstande

    ruckstande Posts mostly from the shitter.

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    He died at a Comfort Inn. Tss. Maybe he was too comfortable or sumptin. Tss.
     

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