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Farmer gouged to death by pet hippo Humphrey who was 'like a son to him'

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  1. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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  2. Pigdango

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  3. Hog's Big Ben

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    Tragic end: The South African farmer's mutilated body was discovered submerged in a river

    No. Tragic end would be if this happened to anyone but him.
     
  4. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    so a hippo went hippo? non story.
     
  5. Atomic Fireball

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    He probably angered his pet by intimating that his hips were too big, or somthing similar
     
  6. Motor Head

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    Hippo's gotta hippo.
     
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    We prefer the term Young Mammal.
     
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    Fixed.
     
  9. Ballbuster1

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    Apparently you didn't either. You were food being prepped.
     
  10. Stormrider666

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    Damn. It looks like Mike Greenberg has to get a new co-host.
     
  11. Yesterdays Hero

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    My Ex-Wife is losing weight I see. Good for her.
     
  12. kloraferm

    kloraferm Humor is reason gone mad

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    So the hippo was like a son? I'm almost scared to see the mom.
     
  13. stevethrower

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    :icon_lol:
     
  15. Motor Head

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    This made me laugh. My ex-wife is a big fat slob now. I can't imagine coming home to that mess everyday.
     
  16. ShooterMcGavin

    ShooterMcGavin Go back to your shanties.

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    So wait, which one of them died again?


    Get it? Cuz he's fat.
     

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