Discussion in 'Current Events' started by stevethrower, May 10, 2013.
Nice arrest record...
Yeah, Apes tend to get the Poe-Poe on them often. I'm sure it's all a mistake though.
Someone tell Whoopi to calm the fuck down.
Jumping jack flash is a gas gas gas.
Tracy Chapman sure has fallen on hard times.
If I got stabbed every time I farted on or near my girlfriend I'd have died a few hundred times by now.
She don't play that crop dusting shit son
See now, white people just laugh at that stuff.
apparently she has not heard that farts = funny
If the Chipotle farts I just unleashed in my kitchen didn't get me stabbed, then nothing will. I had to check my pants to make sure nothing leaked out and all I got was an, "Oh God! That's nasty!" and a laugh. She never even glanced at our knife block.
Thats because you havent hit her with a Qudoba steak queso burrito with guacamole, extra cheese, sour cream, hot sauce, and habanero salsa fart yet.
Judging from the article my guess is it was White Castle to blame, best dutch oven fuel ever.
I only blast 'em off in the bedroom at night when we are watching TV. No knives around...
Those onion rolls that Arbys used to use would fuck me up for at least a day.
After a night of drinking beer, and then eating eggs for breakfast the next morning, I can do some damage.
Chinese food is the worst for gas.
She should have said it sounded like a gunshot and she was defending herself.
talk about silent but dead! am i right?!?!?! gimme dem ribs
Q: Who cut that fart?
In Soviet Florida fart cuts you
What do you think made her hair look like that?
He should have invoked "Who ever smelt it dealt it"