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Fart leads to knife fight, arrest

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by stevethrower, May 10, 2013.

  1. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Nice arrest record...

    http://www2.colliersheriff.org/arrestsearch/Person.aspx?pin=0000050972
     
  2. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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  3. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Someone tell Whoopi to calm the fuck down.

    Jumping jack flash is a gas gas gas.
     
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  4. tysonpunchinguterus

    tysonpunchinguterus "Allegedly"

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    Tracy Chapman sure has fallen on hard times.

    If I got stabbed every time I farted on or near my girlfriend I'd have died a few hundred times by now.
     
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  5. Gorilla Pimp

    Gorilla Pimp Popped a molly i'm sweatin, WOO

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    She don't play that crop dusting shit son
     
  6. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    See now, white people just laugh at that stuff.
     
  7. weeniewawa

    weeniewawa it's a man, baby!!!

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    apparently she has not heard that farts = funny
     
  8. tysonpunchinguterus

    tysonpunchinguterus "Allegedly"

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    If the Chipotle farts I just unleashed in my kitchen didn't get me stabbed, then nothing will. I had to check my pants to make sure nothing leaked out and all I got was an, "Oh God! That's nasty!" and a laugh. She never even glanced at our knife block.
     
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  9. tattered

    tattered Uber-Aryan
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    Thats because you havent hit her with a Qudoba steak queso burrito with guacamole, extra cheese, sour cream, hot sauce, and habanero salsa fart yet.
     
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  10. Chin nuts

    Chin nuts Your breath smells like a dead baby's coffin.

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    Judging from the article my guess is it was White Castle to blame, best dutch oven fuel ever.
     
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  11. Sinn Fein

    Sinn Fein Infidel and White Interloper
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    I only blast 'em off in the bedroom at night when we are watching TV. No knives around...
     
  12. CougarHunter

    CougarHunter Lying causes cat piss smell.

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    Those onion rolls that Arbys used to use would fuck me up for at least a day.
     
  13. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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  14. Gorilla Pimp

    Gorilla Pimp Popped a molly i'm sweatin, WOO

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    After a night of drinking beer, and then eating eggs for breakfast the next morning, I can do some damage.
     
  15. Neckbeard

    Neckbeard I'm Team Piggy!

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    Chinese food is the worst for gas.
     
  16. wes mantooth

    wes mantooth wierdo

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    She should have said it sounded like a gunshot and she was defending herself.
     
  17. mascan42

    mascan42 Registered User

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    Bug box?
     
  18. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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  19. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    talk about silent but dead! am i right?!?!?! gimme dem ribs
     
  20. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Q: Who cut that fart?

    A:
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  21. Atomic Fireball

    Atomic Fireball Well-Known Member
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    In Soviet Florida fart cuts you
     
  22. chumpy

    chumpy No hopes of repair
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    What do you think made her hair look like that?
     
  23. Wrecktum

    Wrecktum Tounge puncher of fart boxes

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    He should have invoked "Who ever smelt it dealt it"
     

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