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Father Hires In-Game Hitmen To Deter Son From Videogames

Discussion in 'Computer and Console Gaming' started by Atomic Fireball, Jan 13, 2013.

  1. Atomic Fireball

    Atomic Fireball Well-Known Member
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    Father Hires In-Game “Hitmen” To Deter Son From Playing
     
  2. Voodoo Ben

    Voodoo Ben You gotta wash your ass

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    or he could just throw the Xbox in the trash.
     
  3. Sinn Fein

    Sinn Fein Infidel and White Interloper
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    I like this idea...
     
  4. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    So there are Chinese hipsters too?

    Seriously though, isn't it good to know that it's not just American young adults who are lazy and feel entitled?
     
  5. Ego

    Ego The Only Thing Bigger Than My Head

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    Why throw the Xbox away? Pappy Chan should play it himself.
     
  6. kidconnor

    kidconnor 55gallon hog

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    Not a bad idea. Since he couldnt stop his son from playing anywhere he thought outside the box and figured out a way to keep his son from playing.

    I am sure other parents will pick up on the idea and join him.

    Meanwhile in some other house some kid is yelling at his dad that he has a job.. he is a hired hitman from other parents and is turning his game obsession into a profitable business.

    Irony, and would be fucking great, is if his son chooses "online hitman" as his "job" too.
     
  7. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    That's how ALL communists think...
     
  8. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    It sounds like Papa Cheng needs to take a page out of Papa Puncher's childrearing book and accessorize his haberdashery with a stylin' HDMI cable belt.
     
  9. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    All I picture is a mandarin speaking anthony losing his shit over Dane Cook tactics.
     

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