February and March, cause fuck it, WWE Thread - Elimination Chamber & Taker's Return

Don the Radio Guy

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I just thought of a great angle for Taker. Have him come out every week and challenge a big name star like this, but they all refuse him since he hasn't worked in a year and he's irrelevant. Then he ends up working a squash match with Santino at WM.
 

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I just thought of a great angle for Taker. Have him come out every week and challenge a big name star like this, but they all refuse him since he hasn't worked in a year and he's irrelevant. Then he ends up working a squash match with Santino at WM.
Why couldn't you post that in my WackBag Booking Staff thread? :action-sm
 

UCJOE

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They've worked two one-on-one PPV matches. On the wider basis, they've worked more PPV matches with each other than two. Two that come to mind are:

- Backlash 2001 - The Two Man Power Trip ("Stone Cold" Steve Austin and Triple H) vs. The Brothers of Destruction (The Undertaker and Kane) for the World Heavyweight, Intercontinental, and Tag Team championships

- Armageddon 2000 - Kurt Angle vs. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin vs. Triple H vs. The Undertaker vs. Rikishi vs. The Rock in a Hell in a Cell match for the World Heavyweight Championship
That is hardly constant If anything they are the two major names that have been kept apart the most
 

UCJOE

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It has been a long term money angle, been one for years. Also, "Mean Mark" is known for being a business minded guy who wants what is best for pro wrestling and has stated he doesn't much care for the streak. He shouldn't retire at 20-0, he should come back for one more crack at it and lose to a young guy who would get a COLOSSAL SHINE from it. "Mean Mark" would probably prefer it that way, honestly.
Taker is worse behind the scenes than Hunter has ever been & Hunter does more day to day stuff Also Taker lives for that streak, not sure where you get the info you have
 

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Neckbeard

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Natalya had this little fart segment thing on Smackdown. Not only was that not a one time punishment thing, it is going to be a recurring part of her "character."

The creative plans for Natalya going forward will include a lot more comedy vignettes about her flatulence.
Wow. Just....WOW. The best Diva worker they have is a farting comedy jobber now.
 

Yesterdays Hero

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Natalya had this little fart segment thing on Smackdown. Not only was that not a one time punishment thing, it is going to be a recurring part of her "character."

Wow. Just....WOW. The best Diva worker they have is a farting comedy jobber now.
No surprise. *points to Gail Kim* Sure didn't appreciate that one either, and she's a hell of a worker.

Although if Natalya was really against it, I'd imagine she could say 'Hey, how about a decent angle instead of stupid ideas that make me look awful?'
 

Jimmy's Dignity

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I hope that they actually make Taker do something aside from just interrupt the main event and stare at the Wrestlemania sign; that's fucking boring. That being said, yeah I had that little mark out moment when I heard the bell, but that's just a given.

As for Natty having the farts, she should just walk out of WWE with Beth Phoenix in tow & pull an Alundra Blaze with the Divas title

I'm really looking forwards to the inevitable Punk-Jericho feud, that's going to fucking rule. It's a goddamned shame that it will get about 4th billing behind Taker-HHH, Rock-Cena, and Michael Cole vs. something nonsensical
 

Lord Zero

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I saw a picture of the Undertaker in his wig on CageSideSeats.com. Holy fuck, did that look bad.
 
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I hope that they actually make Taker do something aside from just interrupt the main event and stare at the Wrestlemania sign
The WM sign point/stare is the most overused schtick in WWE. I like it for the winner of the Royal Rumble, but beyond that it's so played out. I'd love to see Jericho and/or Punk to make fun of it in their feud.
 

UCJOE

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As for Natty having the farts, she should just walk out of WWE with Beth Phoenix in tow & pull an Alundra Blaze with the Divas title
Beth is about to go into a feud with Kharma that everyone including her is waiting for
Also TNA pays the females nowhere near what WWE does & her bf is a WWE focal point
 

Jimmy's Dignity

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I saw a picture of the Undertaker in his wig on CageSideSeats.com. Holy fuck, did that look bad.
I thought he looked a little haggard under his hat. Where is the pic?

The WM sign point/stare is the most overused schtick in WWE. I like it for the winner of the Royal Rumble, but beyond that it's so played out. I'd love to see Jericho and/or Punk to make fun of it in their feud.
Just have them cut a promo staring at the WM sign and not even acknowledging each other
 

Neckbeard

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That was a nice line from Cody Rhodes...

"At Elimination Chamber I will be victorious and become the first dual champion since The Ultimate Warrior. You know, Teddy Long and Sheamus, it is interesting that I should mention The Ultimate Warrior as you both have a lot in common with him. For starters, half the time I have no idea what the hell you are saying or talking about."
 

Neckbeard

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I know Tyson is going into the celebrity wing, but I don't like a living Tyson going into the Hall of Fame before a deceased Randy Savage.
 

UCJOE

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That was a nice line from Cody Rhodes...

"At Elimination Chamber I will be victorious and become the first dual champion since The Ultimate Warrior. You know, Teddy Long and Sheamus, it is interesting that I should mention The Ultimate Warrior as you both have a lot in common with him. For starters, half the time I have no idea what the hell you are saying or talking about."
Thats great
 
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Natalya had this little fart segment thing on Smackdown. Not only was that not a one time punishment thing, it is going to be a recurring part of her "character."



Wow. Just....WOW. The best Diva worker they have is a farting comedy jobber now.
Before this, they were calling Mickie James a fat pig. And before that, they put Victoria/Tara in a banana costume. I'm looking forward to Natalya as TNA Knockouts champ.
 

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Are we going to see it on Raw "Undertaker's Wig" Trending Worldwide
Hopefully. I really want the "Taker's Return" part of this thread's title changed to "Taker's Wig". Mods, can you please do that?