Feel-good story of the day: Couple Arrested For Shacking Up At Home Depot

Sinn Fein

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Couple Arrested For Shacking Up At Home Depot

AUGUST 29--A South Carolina couple was arrested yesterday for having sex inside a display shed at a Home Depot, police report.
Emily Craig, 20, and Shaun Bowden, 31, were nabbed after cops were called to the store in North Charleston around 8:40 AM.

Officers were dispatched to the business “in reference to an male and female entering a display shed on the property, closing the door behind themselves and remaining inside,” according to a North Charleston Police Department report.

An inspection of the outdoor sheds turned up Craig and Bowden. Craig, cops noted, was “partially clothed; the top of her dress was untied, hanging at her waist.” Bowden was shirtless and “had his pants down near his knees; his penis was exposed.”

During subsequent questioning of the duo, “it became apparent that they were engaged in sexual intercourse within the shed.”

Craig and Bowden, seen in the above mug shots, were each arrested for disorderly conduct. Bowden was also hit with an indecent exposure count for “having his genitals within public view". Additionally, Craig was charged with providing false information for initially giving officers an incorrect name.

The duo was booked into the county jail, where bond has yet to be set. Craig and Bowden are scheduled for a September 19 court appearance.
 

DanaReevesLungs

I can keep rhythm with no metronome...
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#3
I lived in Charleston for a year and I'm not sure why but there's a high percentage of coal burners there. And it wasn't just the fatties either, there was some really hot bitches yearning for black cock.
 
#5
I want this to be a prostitution thing with them thinking a Home Depot shed would be a perfect spot, dummies.
 

fletcher

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#6
Bowden was also hit with an indecent exposure count for “having his genitals within public view".
Thats just wrong. I doubt they left the door open.
 

Yesterdays Hero

She's better than you, Smirkalicious.
#9
Wow. Pictures on her friends list are either Niggles, or white trash. She has a serious case of black envy.
 

NuttyJim

Registered User
#10
Clearly the Coal Burners are in Aisle 1 NOT with the sheds. SMDH
 

the Streif

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#13
Clearly the Coal Burners are in Aisle 1 NOT with the sheds. SMDH
Well a coal burner can't expect to find her coal in the rope section now can she?;)

And if she ends up pregnant and the kid is his, the EPA should fine her for "littering" for not using clean coal technology.
 
#17
The Home Depot... You can do her, we can help.
 

SatansCheerledr

Ideologically Unsound
#20
See I would have bought the shed then fucked her in it but the picture of him, yea.
 

Sinn Fein

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#21
I knew you guys would love this story.
 
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