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Feel-good story of the day: Couple Arrested For Shacking Up At Home Depot

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Sinn Fein, Aug 29, 2013.

  1. Sinn Fein

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    Couple Arrested For Shacking Up At Home Depot

     
  2. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    she REALLY wanted to piss her dad off
     
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  3. DanaReevesLungs

    DanaReevesLungs I can keep rhythm with no metronome...
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    I lived in Charleston for a year and I'm not sure why but there's a high percentage of coal burners there. And it wasn't just the fatties either, there was some really hot bitches yearning for black cock.
     
  4. HandPanzer

    HandPanzer in situ

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    GUILTY!!!!! EXECUTE!!!!!
     
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  5. HandPanzer

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    I want this to be a prostitution thing with them thinking a Home Depot shed would be a perfect spot, dummies.
     
  6. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Thats just wrong. I doubt they left the door open.
     
  7. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Black semen discount.
     
  9. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    Wow. Pictures on her friends list are either Niggles, or white trash. She has a serious case of black envy.
     
  10. NuttyJim

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    Clearly the Coal Burners are in Aisle 1 NOT with the sheds. SMDH
     
  11. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Too bad they didn't torch it.
     
  12. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Shocking eh...
     
  13. the Streif

    the Streif ¡¡¡¡sıʞunɹɹɹɹɹɹɹℲ
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    Well a coal burner can't expect to find her coal in the rope section now can she?;)

    And if she ends up pregnant and the kid is his, the EPA should fine her for "littering" for not using clean coal technology.
     
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  14. Mommadeez4u

    Mommadeez4u Bastard coated bastard w/ bastard filling

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    Atleast they'll always share the matching set of tats..............
     
  16. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    They have white ink now?
     
  17. Jambi

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    The Home Depot... You can do her, we can help.
     
  18. Jambi

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    More saving, more screwing. The Home Depot.
     
  19. bill333

    bill333 Go Screw!

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    Home Depot, when you really need morning sex
     
  20. SatansCheerledr

    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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    See I would have bought the shed then fucked her in it but the picture of him, yea.
     
  21. Sinn Fein

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    I knew you guys would love this story.
     

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