Fei Lin's Penis Stolen By Thieves

Dec 8, 2004
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Fei Lin in the hospital after thieves cut off his penis.

Thieves stole a man's penis while he slept, according to police.

Fei Lin, 41, of the Niqiao village near Wenling City, in east China’s Zhejiang province, told police he was asleep when the thieves burst into his room and put a bag over his head, according to a photo caption sent to The Huffington Post by CEN/EUROPICS.

"They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off," Lin said. "I was so shocked I didn't feel a thing - then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone."

Police believe the attackers were jealous lovers of several local women whom Lin was having affairs with. Lin denied taking part in any infidelity.

Emergency workers and police searched for Lin's anatomy but turned up nothing. The penis thieves are nowhere to be found, but police said they're looking for the jealous lovers.

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Falldog

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Poor man. Looks like he'll never fuck or see again.
 

fletcher

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"They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off," Lin said. "I was so shocked I didn't feel a thing - then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone."
China is going to have to hunt down the "Tweezer and Xacto knife" gang before this get out of control.
 

Don the Radio Guy

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Revenge for:

[video=youtube;HESwCwUhO1E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HESwCwUhO1E[/video]
 

gleet

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Small loss.
 

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If this was in India, a witch would have taken it using black magic.
 

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He won't be FeiLin his dick no more..