Fez is in the hospital

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Earlier today fez felt pain in his chest. He called Ron. And Ron told him to take a taxi to the hospital. Right now he is in the hospital connected to a machine, supposedly an ekg, to monitor his heart rhythms.


Get Better Fezzie !
 

lajikal

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Overwhelmed with the gay sex.
 

OilyJillFart

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He called Ron and Ron
Sounds bad, maybe a stroke as well, what with losing over a decade of memory.

Get well soon, best wishes fezzie.
 

fletcher

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Sounds bad, maybe a stroke as well, what with losing over a decade of memory.

Get well soon, best wishes fezzie.
When I saw this in iSpy I was pissed. Now that I see the context, I chuckled. Well played.

Get well soon, Fezzie! While you are there, get them to check your hind quarters to make sure its structurally safe for... well, you know.
 

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Fuck. The show has had me laughing more in the past week than it has in five years. Get well soon.
 

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Earlier today fez felt pain in his chest. He called Ron. And Ron told him to take a taxi to the hospital. Right now he is in the hospital connected to a machine, supposedly an ekg, to monitor his heart rhythms.


Get Better Fezzie !
Takes literally under 5 min to do. He shoulda told him to chew 4 baby aspirin and swallow them. Usually helps.
 

ughh

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Ron should do the right thing and I hire a man-ho to fuck him to death if he is dying anyway.
 

fletcher

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Ron should do the right thing and I hire a man-ho to fuck him to death if he is dying anyway.
Or at least bring him a Sports Illustrated.
 

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Ron should do the right thing and I hire a man-ho to fuck him to death if he is dying anyway.
Seriously. It would be a tragedy if Fezzy passed away before he got a taste of delicious man chowder.
 

d0uche_n0zzle

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Bus in a 'basketball' team from uptown to pull a train on Fezzie.
 

Rash Rendering

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Fezzie can't die til he does a few meatspins. Get well bigcat.
 

LiddyRules

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If he dies, how Twilight Zoney would that be?
 

Norm Stansfield

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Reasonably sure most of the people you run into aren't narcissistic to the core of their being, all under the guise of 'mental instability'.
Depends on the diagnostician. If you ask an unqualified douchebag who hates them, they probably would be. If it's an actual psychologist delivering a scientific diagnostic, then I guess you're right.
 
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What the shit? I hope he doesn't spiral into depression. Even these false alarms fuck with the guy's head. I hope it's nothing. But goddamn that is awful timing.
 

Norm Stansfield

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Depends on the diagnostician. If you ask an unqualified douchebag who hates them, they probably would be. If it's an actual psychologist delivering a scientific diagnostic, then I guess you're right.
Oh look, I made up my own word for diagnosis.