Fez is in the hospital

SOS

Is alive.
Wackbag Staff
#1

Earlier today fez felt pain in his chest. He called Ron. And Ron told him to take a taxi to the hospital. Right now he is in the hospital connected to a machine, supposedly an ekg, to monitor his heart rhythms.


Get Better Fezzie !
 

Arch Stanton

It's all about the funny!
#2
Hopefully just a little gas.

Get well soon.
 

OilyJillFart

Well-Lubed Member
#4
He called Ron and Ron
Sounds bad, maybe a stroke as well, what with losing over a decade of memory.

Get well soon, best wishes fezzie.
 

fletcher

Darkness always says hello.
Donator
#6
Sounds bad, maybe a stroke as well, what with losing over a decade of memory.

Get well soon, best wishes fezzie.
When I saw this in iSpy I was pissed. Now that I see the context, I chuckled. Well played.

Get well soon, Fezzie! While you are there, get them to check your hind quarters to make sure its structurally safe for... well, you know.
 

ruckstande

Posts mostly from the shitter.
#8
Fuck. The show has had me laughing more in the past week than it has in five years. Get well soon.
 

Hudson

Supreme Champion!!!!!
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#9

Earlier today fez felt pain in his chest. He called Ron. And Ron told him to take a taxi to the hospital. Right now he is in the hospital connected to a machine, supposedly an ekg, to monitor his heart rhythms.


Get Better Fezzie !
Takes literally under 5 min to do. He shoulda told him to chew 4 baby aspirin and swallow them. Usually helps.
 

ughh

Registered User
#10
Ron should do the right thing and I hire a man-ho to fuck him to death if he is dying anyway.
 

fletcher

Darkness always says hello.
Donator
#11
Ron should do the right thing and I hire a man-ho to fuck him to death if he is dying anyway.
Or at least bring him a Sports Illustrated.
 

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
Donator
#12
Ron should do the right thing and I hire a man-ho to fuck him to death if he is dying anyway.
Seriously. It would be a tragedy if Fezzy passed away before he got a taste of delicious man chowder.
 

d0uche_n0zzle

**Negative_Creep**
#13
Bus in a 'basketball' team from uptown to pull a train on Fezzie.
 

Mother Shucker

I'm over here now.
#14
Three things you can count on in life: Death, taxes, and Fez in the hospital.
 

Yesterdays Hero

She's better than you, Smirkalicious.
#16
Guessing I'm the only one that hopes he dies, given he cares about no one but himself?
 

LiddyRules

The 9/11 Moon Landings Were An Outside Job
#18
If he dies, how Twilight Zoney would that be?
 

Hudson

Supreme Champion!!!!!
Donator
#20
Can anyone get me a copy of his 12 lead? I need it for school.
 

Party Rooster

Unleash The Beast
#21
I think he'll be fine. If he had some dirt on Obama he was getting ready to release he'd already be dead by now.
 

Norm Stansfield

私は亀が好きだ。
#23
Reasonably sure most of the people you run into aren't narcissistic to the core of their being, all under the guise of 'mental instability'.
Depends on the diagnostician. If you ask an unqualified douchebag who hates them, they probably would be. If it's an actual psychologist delivering a scientific diagnostic, then I guess you're right.
 
#24
What the shit? I hope he doesn't spiral into depression. Even these false alarms fuck with the guy's head. I hope it's nothing. But goddamn that is awful timing.
 

Norm Stansfield

私は亀が好きだ。
#25
Depends on the diagnostician. If you ask an unqualified douchebag who hates them, they probably would be. If it's an actual psychologist delivering a scientific diagnostic, then I guess you're right.
Oh look, I made up my own word for diagnosis.
 
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