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Fez is in the hospital

Discussion in 'Classic Ron & Fez Discussion' started by SOS, Mar 1, 2012.

  1. SOS

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    Earlier today fez felt pain in his chest. He called Ron. And Ron told him to take a taxi to the hospital. Right now he is in the hospital connected to a machine, supposedly an ekg, to monitor his heart rhythms.


    Get Better Fezzie !
     
  2. Arch Stanton

    Arch Stanton It's all about the funny!

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    Hopefully just a little gas.

    Get well soon.
     
  3. lajikal

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    Overwhelmed with the gay sex.
     
  4. OilyJillFart

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    Sounds bad, maybe a stroke as well, what with losing over a decade of memory.

    Get well soon, best wishes fezzie.
     
  5. d0uche_n0zzle

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    Godspeed on your recovery, Fez.
     
  6. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    When I saw this in iSpy I was pissed. Now that I see the context, I chuckled. Well played.

    Get well soon, Fezzie! While you are there, get them to check your hind quarters to make sure its structurally safe for... well, you know.
     
  7. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    How many stents has he had? 3?
     
  8. ruckstande

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    Fuck. The show has had me laughing more in the past week than it has in five years. Get well soon.
     
  9. Hudson

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    Takes literally under 5 min to do. He shoulda told him to chew 4 baby aspirin and swallow them. Usually helps.
     
  10. ughh

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    Ron should do the right thing and I hire a man-ho to fuck him to death if he is dying anyway.
     
  11. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Or at least bring him a Sports Illustrated.
     
  12. Creasy Bear

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    Seriously. It would be a tragedy if Fezzy passed away before he got a taste of delicious man chowder.
     
  13. d0uche_n0zzle

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    Bus in a 'basketball' team from uptown to pull a train on Fezzie.
     
  14. Mother Shucker

    Mother Shucker I'm over here now.

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    Three things you can count on in life: Death, taxes, and Fez in the hospital.
     
  15. Rash Rendering

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    Fezzie can't die til he does a few meatspins. Get well bigcat.
     
  16. Yesterdays Hero

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    Guessing I'm the only one that hopes he dies, given he cares about no one but himself?
     
  17. lajikal

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    As opposed to everyone else?
     
  18. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    If he dies, how Twilight Zoney would that be?
     
  19. transit grinder

    transit grinder Baglin' with the Sex

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    Try this post one more time in tomorrow's listening thread and I think you'll finally get a bite.
     
  20. Hudson

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    Can anyone get me a copy of his 12 lead? I need it for school.
     
  21. Party Rooster

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    I think he'll be fine. If he had some dirt on Obama he was getting ready to release he'd already be dead by now.
     
  22. Yesterdays Hero

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    Reasonably sure most of the people you run into aren't narcissistic to the core of their being, all under the guise of 'mental instability'.
     
  23. Norm Stansfield

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    Depends on the diagnostician. If you ask an unqualified douchebag who hates them, they probably would be. If it's an actual psychologist delivering a scientific diagnostic, then I guess you're right.
     
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    What the shit? I hope he doesn't spiral into depression. Even these false alarms fuck with the guy's head. I hope it's nothing. But goddamn that is awful timing.
     
  25. Norm Stansfield

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    Oh look, I made up my own word for diagnosis.
     

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