Fez Quiz

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Fez Quiz


  1. What is Fez's former "Secret"?
  2. What is Fez's last name?
  3. What is Fez's Middle name?
  4. What county did Fez grow up in?
  5. Where did Fez and Ron meet?
  6. Where does Fez live now?
  7. Has Fez ever been homeless?
  8. What stations has Fez been on?
  9. What topics do Fez bring up on his show?
  10. What segments have Fez written and read on his show?
  11. What is the name of the handyman?
  12. What is Fez's answer when Ron asks him why he is being silent?
  13. What is Fez's theme song?
  14. What play did Fez star in?
  15. What is the name of the character that Fez played in the play?
  16. What color are Fez's eyes?
  17. What facial hair does Fez have?
  18. What TV shows does Fez watch?
  19. What is the name of the bar below Jack's apartment from Three's Company?
  20. What are Fez's favorite bands?
  21. What style of music gets Fez in a great mood?
  22. What tattoos does Fez have?
  23. Who is Fez's favorite Batman villain?
  24. How much percent does Fez tip?
  25. What does Fez send ahead of every party?
  26. What infomercial was Fez a part of?
  27. Why does Fez have bleached out beard on one side of his face?
  28. How does Fez take a shower?
  29. Where does Fez go to find other gays?
  30. Why does he not speak to Mikey D anymore?
  31. What is Fez's religion?
  32. Where does Fez not want to lie eternally?
  33. What did Fez eat after his father died?
  34. What did Fez find to remind him of his father?
  35. What super powers does Fez have?
  36. How many heart attacks has Fez had?
  37. How Many stents does Fez have?
  38. What is Fez being a student of?
  39. What are Fez's favorite comics?
  40. What sports teams are Fez a fan of?
  41. What is Fez's favorite football team?
  42. What is Fez's cat's name?
  43. What can Fez's cat say according to Fez?
  44. What siblings does Fez have?
  45. When is Fez's birthday?
  46. What is not a "stand-alone fruit"?
  47. Where does Fez get his dinner from every night?
  48. What does Fez eat on Thursday night?
  49. What are some of Fez's nicknames?
  50. What is Fez's favorite color?


Thanks to Arch Stanton & wrinkletard for suggesting additional questions.

 

Pigdango

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Fez Quiz


  1. What is Fez's former "Secret"? He used to be a Radio Host
  2. What is Fez's last name? - Faggot
  3. What is Fez's Middle name? - The
  4. What county did Fez grow up in? - What
  5. Where did Fez and Ron meet? - The Blue Oyster Club
  6. Where does Fez live now? - Niagara Falls
  7. Has Fez ever been homeless? - His dad threw him out of the house at age 15 for...you know
  8. What stations has Fez been on? - OutQ
  9. What topics do Fez bring up on his show? - Gay Marriage, His Heart troubles, His Dead Dad, tapping on the console
  10. What segments have Fez written and read on his show? - He did a Ric Flair thing once
  11. What is the name of the handyman? - Tank Hankerous
  12. What is Fez's answer when Ron asks him why he is being silent? -
  13. What is Fez's theme song? - "The Advice Show"
  14. What play did Fez star in? - Rent
  15. What is the name of the character that Fez played in the play? - Angel Dumott Schunard
  16. What color are Fez's eyes? - White
  17. What facial hair does Fez have? - Hitler Mustache
  18. What TV shows does Fez watch? - Dancing with the Stars, Wrestling, and other gay oriented shows
  19. What is the name of the bar below Jack's apartment from Three's Company? - Two Girls and a Queer live here
  20. What are Fez's favorite bands? - The Indidgo Girls
  21. What style of music gets Fez in a great mood? - Disco
  22. What tattoos does Fez have? - He's got "Insert Cock Here" on his lower back
  23. Who is Fez's favorite Batman villain? - I hear he's into the Green Lantern lately
  24. How much percent does Fez tip? - He won't even put the tip in. He's a bottom
  25. What does Fez send ahead of every party? - Invitations
  26. What infomercial was Fez a part of? - Schticky
  27. Why does Fez have bleached out beard on one side of his face? - Cum stain?
  28. How does Fez take a shower? - On his knees
  29. Where does Fez go to find other gays? - Wackbag
  30. Why does he not speak to Mikey D anymore? - Mikey wouldn't give him a handy
  31. What is Fez's religion? - Catholic, obviously
  32. Where does Fez not want to lie eternally? on top of a woman
  33. What did Fez eat after his father died? cum
  34. What did Fez find to remind him of his father? cum
  35. What super powers does Fez have? he drinks a lot of cum
  36. How many heart attacks has Fez had? not enough, apparently
  37. How Many stents does Fez have? too many
  38. What is Fez being a student of? - silent movies
  39. What are Fez's favorite comics? - Green Lantern
  40. What sports teams are Fez a fan of? - I'm guessing he likes soccer
  41. What is Fez's favorite football team? - Whichever one David Beckham plays for
  42. What is Fez's cat's name? - Cumsie
  43. What can Fez's cat say according to Fez? - meow
  44. What siblings does Fez have? - none that will acknowledge him
  45. When is Fez's birthday? - The real Fez was born in 2012! HEEEEEYYYY
  46. What is not a "stand-alone fruit"? Fez
  47. Where does Fez get his dinner from every night? A prostitute's cock
  48. What does Fez eat on Thursday night? A prostitute's asshole
  49. What are some of Fez's nicknames? SPB
  50. What is Fez's favorite color? - Black


Thanks to Arch Stanton & wrinkletard for suggesting additional questions.

 

okterrificsk2

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fuck.
i misread the thread as saying "fez quit". what a let down.
 

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fandango86 gets an "E" for effort.

GorilaBoyNorton gets a "F" for complete and utter failure.
 
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I'm going to restart listening to the show.

Why did the quiz come up?
 

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51.) Which parts of his body does Fez prefer to pick at until the skin is gone and oozing, exudating, long lasting sores develop?
 

okterrificsk2

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52. Does it make Fez gay if he digs Key west?
53. Does it make Fez gay if he wears a dress?
54. Does it make Fez gay like Ron and Ron says?
55. Does it make Fez gay if his love for men is growing?
56. Does it make Fez gay if his favorite job is blowing?
57. Does it make Fez gay to have a crush on Ron Diaz?
58. Does it make Fez gay to get a blood test?
59. Does it make Fez gay thinking Liberace's the best?
60. Does it make Fez gay to eat a man sized snack?
61. Does it make Fez gay to deliver love around back?
62. Does it make Fez gay to get his ears pierced?
63. Does it make Fez gay to be singing so fierce?
64. Does it make Fez gay to be driving the fellas crazy?
65. Does it make Fez gay to date the U.S. Navy?
 
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What is Fez's former "Secret"?-fag
What is Fez's last name? whatley
What is Fez's Middle name? marie
What county did Fez grow up in?penelis park (however you spell it)
Where did Fez and Ron meet? dunno
Where does Fez live now? retard island
Has Fez ever been homeless? only in film
What stations has Fez been on? kroq xm siruis I guess
What topics do Fez bring up on his show? as of late , only gay angry topics
What segments have Fez written and read on his show? fezatorial catty moment Andre the Giant
What is the name of the handyman? dunno
What is Fez's answer when Ron asks him why he is being silent? dunno
What is Fez's theme song? It makes me Fez
What play did Fez star in?(shit! it was a navy theme but I can't remember)
What is the name of the character that Fez played in the play? see above
What color are Fez's eyes? big
What facial hair does Fez have? lots
What TV shows does Fez watch? dunno
What is the name of the bar below Jack's apartment from Three's Company? Regal Beagle
What are Fez's favorite bands? n/a
What style of music gets Fez in a great mood?n/a
What tattoos does Fez have? riddler and buccaneer
Who is Fez's favorite Batman villain? see above
How much percent does Fez tip? too much
What does Fez send ahead of every party?well it's not a centerpiece
What infomercial was Fez a part of? dunno
Why does Fez have bleached out beard on one side of his face? laying out
How does Fez take a shower? on a bench
Where does Fez go to find other gays? wackbag -lol
Why does he not speak to Mikey D anymore? grandmother thing
What is Fez's religion? fag (Lutheran)
Where does Fez not want to lie eternally? virginia
What did Fez eat after his father died? dunno
What did Fez find to remind him of his father? change
What super powers does Fez have? dunno
How many heart attacks has Fez had?2
How Many stents does Fez have?3
What is Fez being a student of? hiding
What are Fez's favorite comics? DC I guess
What sports teams are Fez a fan of? see tattoo answer
What is Fez's favorite football team? see above
What is Fez's cat's name? skippy
What can Fez's cat say according to Fez? cookie
What siblings does Fez have? 0
When is Fez's birthday? dunno
What is not a "stand-alone fruit"? blueberries
Where does Fez get his dinner from every night? dunno
What does Fez eat on Thursday night? see above
What are some of Fez's nicknames? big cat
What is Fez's favorite color? dunno
 

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