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Fez & Stalker Patti are Engaged

Discussion in 'Classic Ron & Fez Discussion' started by SOS, Jan 27, 2013.

  1. SOS

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    On Friday's Ron & Fez Show, a tape from 5 years ago was played where Fez and Patti had to get married if they had not married in 5 years. After Ron went over it, Fez proposed to Patti and she accepted the engagement.

    Best Wishes to Fez & Patti.
     
  2. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    How soon after the wedding will Stalker Patti be on AshleyMadison.com?
     
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    It would actually be a great way for Patty to get the medical care she needs...
     
  4. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    And half of Fez's monee, too.
     
  5. fletcher

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    I could see that happening if Stalker Patti wasnt as afraid of her vagina as she is. I think Im going to sign her up for Cougar Life now, just in case the whole wedding thing falls apart.
     
  6. ericd

    ericd I'm a real fucko

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    Oh great, another Fez bit with no payoff
     
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  7. glowstickgorill

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    They're getting married at the Hard Rock in April.

    Seems like a payoff
     
  8. Don the Radio Guy

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    Unless Patti doesn't get the bit like she was doing Friday. I don't think she understands its fake.
     
  9. Ballbuster1

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    It's Patti, Don.

    Do you really think she gets it?
     
  10. Neon

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    You mean the audience?
     
  11. Don the Radio Guy

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    Of course not. Ron and Fez had to drag her through the bit. She probably thinks fez is going to try to sexually assault her on the "wedding" night.

    Too bad Dave isn't there anymore. I probably could have gotten a ticket. I'd love to go to an event again.
     
  12. fletcher

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    Hold on hold on hold on, you mean this marriage thing is just a radio bit? Next thing you guys are going to say is that Fez is actually homosexual.
     
  13. Hudson

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    Is the Midnight Rider gonna charge in and cause a problem?
     
  14. Hudson

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    She probably thinks she'll be getting a bride price..
     
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    I hope all of Fezzies dreams come true and he gets to ass fuck Sheepy on his wedding night.
     
  16. d0uche_n0zzle

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    Which sex toy shop will they be registered with?
     
  17. NuttyJim

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    When are they going to drag this show out back and put it out of it's misery. I haven't listened to EITHER show in close to a year and read updates from time to time along with youtube clips, etc. The show just sounds fucking unbearable now.
     
  18. Neon

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    I wish they were engaged in a suicide pact.
     
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    Stop saying "pizzas"!
     
  20. fletcher

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    Another person who thinks a GD thread is a Listening Thread.
     
  21. devoidzer0

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    Oh, shit. I actually thought I clicked on the LT. Mah bad.
     
  22. MilkmanDan

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    Would be the best sex tape evar. If only she had a bruce villanche sized ass
     
  23. gleet

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    Double vomit porn.
     
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    Would be the best scam ever if Patty was smart enough to make sure all the paperwork is actually legal, and make sure she files it properly.
    She could hitch on to that money train before they realize she carnied the carnie.
     
  25. God Loves Fags

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    Too bad she's never had a single thought in that weird little head of hers.

    I heard Pepper or someone mention on the show today that Norton had always been a fan of Patty's ass?? What?!

    I saw her at an Unmasked taping a while ago, and...it's hard to describe. Lots of things that look like lesions all over her legs, sort of like giant birthmarks that are also scabs?
     

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