Fez's Bridge Fears

AngryDragon

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This Minnesota bridge collapse isn't going to help Fez's fear of bridges. One more thing to talk to the life coach about.
 

RMPGP

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awful crazy shit :(

I lived 4 blocks from there during college.
 

Absolutely

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I had to go over two bridges tonight, both being worked on from below and they're both all torn up.
I went over them, but I drove really fast.

I'm sure there's going to be some bridge talk tomorrow.
"So Fezzy, your worst fear comes true"
 

striker

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Wow, does Fez realize all tragedies happen in 3's? There was a bridge collapse in California in June, now this one, wonder where the 3rd one will be?
 

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#5
Fez has to cross the Roosevelt Island Bridge daily right?
Or is there a subway there?
I know nothing about subways or the City.
Or is that the thing he was talking about taking where they have the little Disney World cars?
I would not be in to going across in a little caged car.

Looks a little rickety


Get off Retard Island
 

Ballbuster1

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He should go to W VA and try to cross the New River Gorge Bridge.
Been over that one many times on my rafting trips to run the Gauley River.
What a view! Almost 900 feet tall and over 3000 ft long.
 

BCH

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Fez has to cross the Roosevelt Island Bridge daily right?
Or is there a subway there?
I know nothing about subways or the City.
Or is that the thing he was talking about taking where they have the little Disney World cars?
I would not be in to going across in a little caged car.

Looks a little rickety


Get off Retard Island
That's the Queensboro or 59th St. Bridge. There are indeed subway stops on Roosevelt island but Fez unfortunately is also afraid of subways.
 

oafanwyo

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Feb 4, 2007
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Seeing the video footage of that bridge crash down make me think about the heros that got down into that mess to get the cell phones and get them back to their owners!!!!! The world needs more heros like Ronny B!!!!!!!!

We all know who the real heros are!!!!!
 

striker

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#9


Love the Royal Gorge Bridge
Fez should cross this bridge, thousands of tourists, sometimes a thousand at once, cross it yearly. It's really fun when it moves in the wind
 

RENFIELD

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SURPRISINGLY...
a caller to the show the day after the bridge collapse happened probably had the reason it happened...
without all the scientific research and computer models...

hundreds of tons of maintenance material was dumped on the bridge for the re-surfacing and repairs...!!!

ever shingle a roof?
you don't make one large pile of shingles to work from on the roof...
it would collapse the roof...
you scatter smaller piles around to share the load...

sounds like someone might have mis-judged the load bearing capacity of the bridge...

and i woudn't worry if i was Fez.. not in NYC anyway...
100 years ago.. they built much sturdier structures than they did 40 years ago.