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Movie Fifty Shades Darker 2-10-17

Discussion in 'Movies & TV' started by Voodoo Ben, Jul 13, 2012.

  1. Voodoo Ben

    Voodoo Ben You gotta wash your ass

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  2. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    The rockpup appreciation thread isnt as gay as this thread.
     
  3. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    No doubt.

    Fez could suck a million cocks and it still wouldn't be gayer.
     
  4. Chino Kapone

    Chino Kapone Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?

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    I've been thinking about reading it because every chick I want to fuck, faps to this. It is terrible writing, with terrible plots, but it rustles women's jimmies. They love that shit, and it just goes to show that even in this day and age, at their core, women want to be dominated.
     
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    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    Just watch "The Secretary" with them. Same thing, less work.
     
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  6. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    http://www.theguardian.com/film/2013/sep/02/50-shades-datoka-johnson-charlie-hunnam-cast

    Nope. Still don't give a fuck.
     
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    More like 50 shades of ghey.
     
  8. Bill Lehecka

    Bill Lehecka The Fat Horse v. 2.0
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    Mark your calendars now for this HitW special.
     
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    I just felt a great disturbance in the force. Its as if millions of middle age house wife clits suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly chapped and raw
     
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  11. Pigdango

    Pigdango Silence, you mortal Fuck!
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    My wife's cousin got super pissed at us when I referred to Fifty Shades as "The Bored Housewife's Handbook" and my wife said she preferred having sex or watching porn to reading about it. Turns out her cousin is a huge fan, and yes, she looks exactly like you'd expect her to - an uglier version of the Ruiner.
     
  12. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    http://www.theguardian.com/film/2013/sep/04/fifty-shades-grey-hunnam-johnson-protest
     
  13. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    They should get all the producers, the director, potential cast members, and everyone who signed this petition together in a room, and then firebomb it.
     
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  14. Bill Lehecka

    Bill Lehecka The Fat Horse v. 2.0
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    Gee, fans upset at casting choices? Haven't seen that before.
     
  15. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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  16. Stormrider666

    Stormrider666 Hell is home.

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    Which confirms something I have thought about the readers of Fifty Shades for quite time some time now. The same women who love this book, would be one the first ones to give their husband shit if they caught them watching internet porn.
     
  17. Neckbeard

    Neckbeard I'm Team Piggy!

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    I thought you had, with the decision to cast Gigli as Batman?

    Charlie Hunnam would have been good for the role.
     
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  18. Bill Lehecka

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    Hmmm... Literal Neckbeard?
     
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    Neckbeard I'm Team Piggy!

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    There is still a chance Batman/Superman won't be bad...
     
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    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    The role of Batman or the role of Shades? Because if it's the role of Shades, how do you know what that character is like? And if it's the role of Batman, I disagree.
     
  21. Pigdango

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    I never get tired of this bit.
     
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    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    When I first saw the guy slightly out of focus, I thought it was Wentworth Miller, and even then the movie couldn't get any gayer.
     
  25. ScottFromGA

    ScottFromGA I cum into socks.

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    Wonder how many cases of people breaking out into having sex while at the theater will be reported....hate on this hunk of shit all day long, but the thought of some housewife MILF getting fucked at a theater with a room full of people is hot as fuck.
     

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