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Final ‘Twilight’ sweeps the 2013 Razzies with a nomination in every category

Discussion in 'Movies & TV' started by BIV, Jan 9, 2013.

  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie...zies-nomination-every-category-020954513.html
     
  2. Pigdango

    Pigdango Silence, you mortal Fuck!
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    I think I lost a wackbet on this
     
  3. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    Can't be worse than 'Resident Evil: Retribution'. Easily the worst movie I've ever seen. Ever ever.
     
  4. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    I've been over the Razzies since they nominated the entire Bush administration and Britney Spears for Fahrenheit 9/11. You give out goofy awards guys, don't get ahead of yourself. Also didn't they used to have fun categories? Or did they exclude fun categories this year just so they could take a stance against Twilight?

    However, Tyler Perry deserves to win worst actor for Alex Cross. He is so amazingly terrible in that.

    And I'll say it to anyone, including the whiny writer who wrote the piece- Battleship was worse than Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2.
     
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    I didn't see Twilight and never will, but you're wrong.
     
  6. Lord Zero

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    Totally earned just by virtue of the fact that it's Tyler Perry.
     
  7. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    My words!!
     
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    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    Like I did with the Oscars, I went through to see what movies I need to see for a complete collection.

    "The Oogieloves in Big Balloon Adventure"
    "Good Deeds"
    "Madea's Witness Protection"
    "Atlas Shrugged Part II"
    "One For the Money"
    "Resident Evil: Retribution"
    "The Guilt Trip"
    "Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance"
    "Seeking Justice"
    "Playing For Keeps"
    "What to Expect When You're Expecting"
    "Pirannha 3-DD"
    "The Three Stooges"

    So 13 compared to 10, but they nominate people for multiple movies, which is bullshit. I was also planning on seeing Oogieloves the during its second weekend, but they rushed that out of theaters toot sweet. I would have needed to go to the suburbs to experience that, and I'm lazy.
     
  9. Bill Lehecka

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  10. Bill Lehecka

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    Here's the thing about Battleship... It's schlock, but I didn't hate it. It was ridiculously ham handed and awful, but it wasn't terrible while watching it (old people slow motion walking montage). It was a big budget B movie. Brooklyn Decker was terrible. The guy who had no legs was abysmal. Taylor Kitsch is a schmuck. Rihanna is a moron, but it wasn't a bad movie to watch. Does that make sense?

    I don't need to watch Twilight to know it's terrible. And that's because Kristen Stewart is one of the worst actors I've ever seen. Everything she's in is shit. I've seen high school actors with better acting chops. Hell, every actor in Battleship is better than that vapid bore.
     
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    Shhhhh
     
  12. Lord Zero

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    Yes. I was expecting (and hoping) that it would be way worse than it was, but it ended up being an unironically enjoyable movie.
     
  13. SOS

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    I think you are right. The fix is in as by them trying too be hip by trashing Twilight by having it sweep the awards.
     

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